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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: Sure they did. Reanimating the dead is impressive.
Miss Alli: It's for all they did for Elvis fans! Okay, more show. Again.
Joe R: Damn, Glenn Close, Kyra Sedgwick, and MLP. That's some fine acting talent there.
Miss Alli: Yeah, but I'm not sure they should be doing the "women rule" thing, because...show, don't tell.
Joe R: I hate the writing there. "Characters that just happen to be women!" No, the fact that they're women is a big part of their stories and it should be.
Miss Alli: Exactly. "They're such good characters, you'll never notice the breasts!" Okay, best TV movie.
Joe R: Bad year for movies on TV.
Miss Alli: Seriously. When the Matthew Perry vehicle makes the list...
Joe R: MLP's standing there like, "I was in Angels in America, bitches."
Miss Alli: "And I had to kiss fuckin' Bradley Whitford, so."
Joe R: She's paid her dues.
Miss Alli: She has.
Joe R: Which is why she won't win tonight.
Miss Alli: No, she won't.
Joe R: Joe "I Won't Quit Like Patinkin" Mantegna!
Miss Alli: Okay, long Sopranos tribute to follow.
Joe R: Snack break #2!
Miss Alli: Seriously.
Joe R: The cast of Jersey Boys solutes The Sopranos. Not at all on the nose!
Miss Alli: I find "Walk Like A Man" a bit...upbeat? For this?
Joe R: I tell you what. Carmela Soprano probably saw Jersey Boys five times, though.
Miss Alli: "Can't take my eyes off of you...or you'll shoot me in the face."
Joe R: What's butcher than the toe-tappin' Broadway tribute to the mob series? The toe-tappin' Broadway medley tribute.
Miss Alli: I seriously do not get this, with the footage of Ade getting tragically shot and the happy music.
Joe R: It's as tone-deaf as the best nonsensical musical performances on these awards shows. Debbie Allen should have choreographed.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: "Not my fault!" So...wait. Now they are LITERALLY congratulating television for being so awesome.
Joe R: How is the TV Academy taking credit for the USO and FarmAid?
Miss Alli: And Live Aid! The US television industry? Seriously?
Joe R: That's like the Oscars taking credit for the Peace Corps.
Miss Alli: Christ. "Idol Gives Back" won a Governor's Award.
Joe R: Sure they did. Reanimating the dead is impressive.
Miss Alli: It's for all they did for Elvis fans! Okay, more show. Again.
Joe R: Damn, Glenn Close, Kyra Sedgwick, and MLP. That's some fine acting talent there.
Miss Alli: Yeah, but I'm not sure they should be doing the "women rule" thing, because...show, don't tell.
Joe R: I hate the writing there. "Characters that just happen to be women!" No, the fact that they're women is a big part of their stories and it should be.
Miss Alli: Exactly. "They're such good characters, you'll never notice the breasts!" Okay, best TV movie.
Joe R: Bad year for movies on TV.
Miss Alli: Seriously. When the Matthew Perry vehicle makes the list...
Joe R: MLP's standing there like, "I was in Angels in America, bitches."
Miss Alli: "And I had to kiss fuckin' Bradley Whitford, so."
Joe R: She's paid her dues.
Miss Alli: She has.
Joe R: Which is why she won't win tonight.
Miss Alli: No, she won't.
Joe R: Joe "I Won't Quit Like Patinkin" Mantegna!
Miss Alli: Okay, long Sopranos tribute to follow.

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