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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: So now we're getting the Rainn Wilson-Kanye West thing that I kept hearing about.
Joe R: Ah, Don't Forget The Lyrics humor. I know every year, the host network uses the Emmys to pimp their shows, but with Fox it's so much more egregious because of how much their shows suck.
Miss Alli: It's true. This is an appealingly bizarre setup, but still.
Joe R: Kanye wins me over a bit if he bitches about losing.
Miss Alli: Rainn Wilson doesn't care about black people.
Joe R: As ever.
Miss Alli: There you go! He bitched about losing.
Joe R: A little.
Miss Alli: And now, Reality Competition Program. I think Project Runway will take it.
Joe R: Wow, The Amazing Race.
Miss Alli: Jesus. Maybe it's all for that AWESOME tomato fight.
Joe R: Yeah, Rob and Kim are Emmy magnets. I'm just baffled that the Emmys apparently think only one reality show is any good.
Miss Alli: Yeah, it's like they're allowed to vote for just this one. Jerry Bruckheimer is happy, at least.
Miss Alli: I hear he's the executive producer.
Joe R: I have heard that rumor. Although Lewis Black will tell you he can't read his name on the credits.
Miss Alli: Hee hee.
Joe R: The annual Stewart/Colbert co-presentation
Miss Alli: Indeed. I'd love to see them give it to Steve Carell. I have heard that is their category.
Joe R: Man, family reunion. That would be such justice. Though if he doesn't win it, it makes it all the more sad.
Miss Alli: It really does. They'll be like, "Here, ASSHOLE." To, you know, whoever.
Joe R: Take it, Shalhoub!
Miss Alli: Or one of the two-and-a-half men.
Joe R: I bet Leo DiCaprio is not amused.
Miss Alli: Okay. Nominees! Come on, Steve!
Joe R: Come on Carell! Or Baldwin!
Miss Alli: Yes, either is actually fine. NO SHALHOUB! ...Gervais? Really? Wow.
Joe R: Ricky Gervais -- this really is the year of the creamy middle. Not great, not terrible. And look at that. Man, Steve Carell. So awesome. Such a good sport.
Miss Alli: That was awesome. I mean, it's not like Steve Carell needs validation, I hope, but still. Yes. Good sport. Now, lead actress in a drama.
Joe R: Edie Falco. Dare I hope for Sally Field?

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I'm not rooting against it, but I'm not really rooting for it, either. There's nothing I'm excited to see win instead of it.
Joe R: Project Runway is overdue.
Miss Alli: I guess so. I didn't think last season was its strongest.
Joe R: It was not, but still. It's the Emmys -- merit is already lost.
Miss Alli: So now we're getting the Rainn Wilson-Kanye West thing that I kept hearing about.
Joe R: Ah, Don't Forget The Lyrics humor. I know every year, the host network uses the Emmys to pimp their shows, but with Fox it's so much more egregious because of how much their shows suck.
Miss Alli: It's true. This is an appealingly bizarre setup, but still.
Joe R: Kanye wins me over a bit if he bitches about losing.
Miss Alli: Rainn Wilson doesn't care about black people.
Joe R: As ever.
Miss Alli: There you go! He bitched about losing.
Joe R: A little.
Miss Alli: And now, Reality Competition Program. I think Project Runway will take it.
Joe R: Wow, The Amazing Race.
Miss Alli: Jesus. Maybe it's all for that AWESOME tomato fight.
Joe R: Yeah, Rob and Kim are Emmy magnets. I'm just baffled that the Emmys apparently think only one reality show is any good.
Miss Alli: Yeah, it's like they're allowed to vote for just this one. Jerry Bruckheimer is happy, at least.
Miss Alli: I hear he's the executive producer.
Joe R: I have heard that rumor. Although Lewis Black will tell you he can't read his name on the credits.
Miss Alli: Hee hee.
Joe R: The annual Stewart/Colbert co-presentation
Miss Alli: Indeed. I'd love to see them give it to Steve Carell. I have heard that is their category.
Joe R: Man, family reunion. That would be such justice. Though if he doesn't win it, it makes it all the more sad.
Miss Alli: It really does. They'll be like, "Here, ASSHOLE." To, you know, whoever.

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