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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: All Falco, you know it. ...Holy crap!
Joe R: YEAH!
Miss Alli: Okay, I have to stop predicting the Sopranos sweep.
Joe R: I am legitimately happy. Greg Berlanti, yay! I am seriously so happy for this. Great recognition for the show.
Miss Alli: I can tell you are happy. One interesting one, for once.
Joe R: I love how she went from the classy war statement to screeching at the audience to shut up. Hee.
Miss Alli: So they just cut her anti-war remarks.
Joe R: That is...galling.
Miss Alli: Hey, March of the Dead. Wait...Fred Flintstone died!
Joe R: Who's the "I thought he/she already died three years ago" winner?
Miss Alli: Is it tacky if I point out that kind of nobody good died this year? Relatively speaking?
Joe R: Aw, Mr. Wizard.
Miss Alli: It's not that they're not good; I'm just saying...super-famous.
Joe R: Steve Irwin...no comment.
Miss Alli: Peter Boyle, certainly.
Joe R: Yeah, Peter Boyle was badass.
Miss Alli: Charles Nelson Reilly! Match Game!
Joe R: They back-loaded this list, for sure.
Miss Alli: I never like that. It's ranking the dead.
Joe R: Same with the applause-o-meter.
Miss Alli: I'm sorry, the TV people cannot claim Pavarotti.
Joe R: Merv Griffin with Tom Cruise -- nice subliminal messaging, that.
Miss Alli: Merv Griffin, yes. And: hee. YOU'RE SICK!
Joe R: LEAVE MERV GRIFFIN ALONE!
Miss Alli: YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY! I LOVE MERV GRIFFIN WHEN HE LOOKS HOMELESS!
Joe R: !
Miss Alli: We're getting near the end, thank God.
Joe R: Almost over now. No more pain where we're going. Shatner and Messing: together at last. Speaking of eat or be eaten.
Miss Alli: Seriously. Okay, actress in a comedy. America forever.
Joe R: This will be the America Ferrerra coronation. Of course, the way this year is going: Mary Louise Parker.
Miss Alli: But the predictable one wins this time: America!
Joe R: I think she's fabulous, so I'm happy.
Miss Alli: Yeah, me too. But...in her speech, she didn't say Salma Hayek! She's going to be killed in her sleep.
Joe R: Yikes, I would be so afraid. Salma gets pissed enough at these things when Mexico loses Best Foreign Film. In other news, Kate Walsh is pissed at her hairdo.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: Take it, Shalhoub!
Miss Alli: Or one of the two-and-a-half men.
Joe R: I bet Leo DiCaprio is not amused.
Miss Alli: Okay. Nominees! Come on, Steve!
Joe R: Come on Carell! Or Baldwin!
Miss Alli: Yes, either is actually fine. NO SHALHOUB! ...Gervais? Really? Wow.
Joe R: Ricky Gervais -- this really is the year of the creamy middle. Not great, not terrible. And look at that. Man, Steve Carell. So awesome. Such a good sport.
Miss Alli: That was awesome. I mean, it's not like Steve Carell needs validation, I hope, but still. Yes. Good sport. Now, lead actress in a drama.
Joe R: Edie Falco. Dare I hope for Sally Field?
Miss Alli: All Falco, you know it. ...Holy crap!
Joe R: YEAH!
Miss Alli: Okay, I have to stop predicting the Sopranos sweep.
Joe R: I am legitimately happy. Greg Berlanti, yay! I am seriously so happy for this. Great recognition for the show.
Miss Alli: I can tell you are happy. One interesting one, for once.
Joe R: I love how she went from the classy war statement to screeching at the audience to shut up. Hee.
Miss Alli: So they just cut her anti-war remarks.
Joe R: That is...galling.
Miss Alli: Hey, March of the Dead. Wait...Fred Flintstone died!
Joe R: Who's the "I thought he/she already died three years ago" winner?
Miss Alli: Is it tacky if I point out that kind of nobody good died this year? Relatively speaking?
Joe R: Aw, Mr. Wizard.
Miss Alli: It's not that they're not good; I'm just saying...super-famous.
Joe R: Steve Irwin...no comment.
Miss Alli: Peter Boyle, certainly.
Joe R: Yeah, Peter Boyle was badass.
Miss Alli: Charles Nelson Reilly! Match Game!
Joe R: They back-loaded this list, for sure.
Miss Alli: I never like that. It's ranking the dead.

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