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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I've told you this. He freaks out and hides under the table.
Joe R: Wow. I guess so.
Miss Alli: It's the beeping. Or the overacting.
Joe R: Or the mind-numbingly incomprehensible story twists.
Miss Alli: Or Isaiah Washington. The dog is a progressive.
Joe R: Parents and Friends and Pets of Gays and Lesbians.
Miss Alli: SHOW!
Joe R: IN THE ROUND!
Miss Alli: They're really hot for this round thing.
Joe R: And Fox is really, really shameless about pimping their own. Family Guy?
Miss Alli: "Look, it's in the round, so the cartoon people who aren't there can be not-seen from every angle!"
Joe R: Every year Fox ends up with this show, it just seems low-rent.
Miss Alli: Did they just make a joke about how Scrubs is apparently not funny? Because...what? Is that a thing?
Joe R: Well, this all pretty dumb. I mean, Seacrest is hosting and had to host the pre-show. That's ghetto.
Miss Alli: Okay, the Cavemen joke? Obvious.
Joe R: Charlie Sheen jokes? More obvious.
Miss Alli: This entire joke is that TV is horrible. Which...why start the Emmys on that note?
Joe R: Well, Conan did this thing a few years ago, but he was, um...funny? Clever? Intelligent?
Miss Alli: Classy cut to T.R. Knight when Isaiah Washington was mentioned.
Joe R: I could have called the cut-to-black Sopranos joke too.
Miss Alli: Yeah, I can't believe I forgot to start the clock on the first random cut-to-black, because I was totally going to. In short: BOOOOOOOO, that number sucked.
Joe R: Sad. Just sad.
Joe R: And now, wee little Ryan Seacrest, our Lilliputian host. (Speaking of old jokes.)
Miss Alli: Nice Cuban heel, Weecrest.
Joe R: I am not a fan of the tux with the shiny lapels.
Miss Alli: His lapels look like they're made of cardboard.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I've told you this. He freaks out and hides under the table.
Joe R: Wow. I guess so.
Miss Alli: It's the beeping. Or the overacting.
Joe R: Or the mind-numbingly incomprehensible story twists.
Miss Alli: Or Isaiah Washington. The dog is a progressive.
Joe R: Parents and Friends and Pets of Gays and Lesbians.
Miss Alli: SHOW!
Joe R: IN THE ROUND!
Miss Alli: They're really hot for this round thing.
Joe R: And Fox is really, really shameless about pimping their own. Family Guy?
Miss Alli: "Look, it's in the round, so the cartoon people who aren't there can be not-seen from every angle!"
Joe R: Every year Fox ends up with this show, it just seems low-rent.
Miss Alli: Did they just make a joke about how Scrubs is apparently not funny? Because...what? Is that a thing?
Joe R: Well, this all pretty dumb. I mean, Seacrest is hosting and had to host the pre-show. That's ghetto.
Miss Alli: Okay, the Cavemen joke? Obvious.
Joe R: Charlie Sheen jokes? More obvious.
Miss Alli: This entire joke is that TV is horrible. Which...why start the Emmys on that note?
Joe R: Well, Conan did this thing a few years ago, but he was, um...funny? Clever? Intelligent?
Miss Alli: Classy cut to T.R. Knight when Isaiah Washington was mentioned.
Joe R: I could have called the cut-to-black Sopranos joke too.
Miss Alli: Yeah, I can't believe I forgot to start the clock on the first random cut-to-black, because I was totally going to. In short: BOOOOOOOO, that number sucked.
Joe R: Sad. Just sad.
Joe R: And now, wee little Ryan Seacrest, our Lilliputian host. (Speaking of old jokes.)
Miss Alli: Nice Cuban heel, Weecrest.
Joe R: I am not a fan of the tux with the shiny lapels.
Miss Alli: His lapels look like they're made of cardboard.

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