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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I would be, too.
Joe R: Honestly.
Miss Alli: I don't like that dress with her hair, either. But: Actor in a Drama. Gandolfini. Sweep or no sweep, that is meant to be.
Joe R: My guess, yes. But I am feeling weird Hugh Laurie vibes. And...WEIRD!
Miss Alli: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Damn Spader.
Joe R: Why did I count out Spader? Why? That should be a rule! Gandolfini: "I got out of bed for THIS?" ...I note that The Sopranos swept the acting awards all right. 0-4.
Miss Alli: Spader got the best stupid in-the-round joke of the night, I think. About how these were the worst seats he ever had.
Joe R: Ah, yes. A begrudging "good one," Spader. Bastard. I don't even know why, it's not like I was rooting for anyone else. I just hate him.
Miss Alli: Spader, Field, Ferrarra, Gervais. Only one of those would I have ever believed.
Joe R: Yeah, that is a shocking quartet.
Miss Alli: Not to be spiteful about The Sopranos, but I am totally.
Joe R: Yeah, I don't know. Falco and Ganolfini have been rewarded, so good to see other people. But Spader?? Again?? ...I can't get past it. Not yet.
Miss Alli: I think other people see a different version of Boston Legal than the one I'm familiar with. Maybe there's a Gold Edition.
Joe R: A "Good Edition"? Aside: Martha Stewart and Timm Gunn joining forces? I don't think there's anything they can't accomplish.
Miss Alli: Certainly nothing they can't make look better. Okay, show. HURRY UP.
Joe R: Home stretch! Two minutes over time! Comedy series: If it's fucking Entourage...
Miss Alli: It better not be Two And A Half Men.
Joe R: 30 ROCK!
Joe R: Yay!
Miss Alli: That is THE BEST NEWS. That's maybe the one thing I'm happiest about that could have happened.
Joe R: I love this.
Miss Alli: No warning, either! NONE! Tina Fey would like to add, "And also, suck it, Aaron Sorkin."
Joe R: Tina Fey holding an Emmy: so correct.
Miss Alli: Adsit's in a suit! Good show, dude!
Joe R: I don't think best drama ends any way other than Sopranos. Which is fine with me, honestly, Of the five, and without watching House, it's the most meritous.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: Same with the applause-o-meter.
Miss Alli: I'm sorry, the TV people cannot claim Pavarotti.
Joe R: Merv Griffin with Tom Cruise -- nice subliminal messaging, that.
Miss Alli: Merv Griffin, yes. And: hee. YOU'RE SICK!
Joe R: LEAVE MERV GRIFFIN ALONE!
Miss Alli: YOU JUST WANT TO MAKE MONEY! I LOVE MERV GRIFFIN WHEN HE LOOKS HOMELESS!
Joe R: !
Miss Alli: We're getting near the end, thank God.
Joe R: Almost over now. No more pain where we're going. Shatner and Messing: together at last. Speaking of eat or be eaten.
Miss Alli: Seriously. Okay, actress in a comedy. America forever.
Joe R: This will be the America Ferrerra coronation. Of course, the way this year is going: Mary Louise Parker.
Miss Alli: But the predictable one wins this time: America!
Joe R: I think she's fabulous, so I'm happy.
Miss Alli: Yeah, me too. But...in her speech, she didn't say Salma Hayek! She's going to be killed in her sleep.
Joe R: Yikes, I would be so afraid. Salma gets pissed enough at these things when Mexico loses Best Foreign Film. In other news, Kate Walsh is pissed at her hairdo.
Miss Alli: I would be, too.
Joe R: Honestly.
Miss Alli: I don't like that dress with her hair, either. But: Actor in a Drama. Gandolfini. Sweep or no sweep, that is meant to be.
Joe R: My guess, yes. But I am feeling weird Hugh Laurie vibes. And...WEIRD!
Miss Alli: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Damn Spader.
Joe R: Why did I count out Spader? Why? That should be a rule! Gandolfini: "I got out of bed for THIS?" ...I note that The Sopranos swept the acting awards all right. 0-4.
Miss Alli: Spader got the best stupid in-the-round joke of the night, I think. About how these were the worst seats he ever had.
Joe R: Ah, yes. A begrudging "good one," Spader. Bastard. I don't even know why, it's not like I was rooting for anyone else. I just hate him.
Miss Alli: Spader, Field, Ferrarra, Gervais. Only one of those would I have ever believed.
Joe R: Yeah, that is a shocking quartet.
Miss Alli: Not to be spiteful about The Sopranos, but I am totally.
Joe R: Yeah, I don't know. Falco and Ganolfini have been rewarded, so good to see other people. But Spader?? Again?? ...I can't get past it. Not yet.

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