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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: Well, what should be on that list isn't anyway. It's already illegitimate.
Joe R: Exactly.
Miss Alli: I don't think Friday Night Lights is going to win
Joe R: That would be a great ending. Write-in candidate Friday Night Lights.
Miss Alli: Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!
Joe R: Helen Mirren classes up the final category.
Miss Alli: She does. And...of course, The Sopranos gets that one. Over shows not nominated that are better.
Joe R: I suppose a cut-to-black joke would be redundant and rude, but I would enjoy it.
Miss Alli: "Joke"?
Joe R: Heh. Okay, people, we're already ten minutes over time. Sit.
Miss Alli: This is not a tribute to you, David Chase. It is just an acceptance speech. You already got an homage.
Joe R: David Chase: "And now I will thank every musician who ever licensed their music to us."
Miss Alli: HA! Play the music, he's just a guy!
Joe R: Show's over. See you in January, Seacrest.
Miss Alli: That 30 Rock win just made it all palatable.
Joe R: Yeah, there were actually way more satisfying winners than I thought there'd be. And some were just weird enough to make me think the voters are thinking for themselves. Despite their whack-ass tastes most of the time.
Miss Alli: I cannot improve on that, sir.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I think other people see a different version of Boston Legal than the one I'm familiar with. Maybe there's a Gold Edition.
Joe R: A "Good Edition"? Aside: Martha Stewart and Timm Gunn joining forces? I don't think there's anything they can't accomplish.
Miss Alli: Certainly nothing they can't make look better. Okay, show. HURRY UP.
Joe R: Home stretch! Two minutes over time! Comedy series: If it's fucking Entourage...
Miss Alli: It better not be Two And A Half Men.
Joe R: 30 ROCK!
Joe R: Yay!
Miss Alli: That is THE BEST NEWS. That's maybe the one thing I'm happiest about that could have happened.
Joe R: I love this.
Miss Alli: No warning, either! NONE! Tina Fey would like to add, "And also, suck it, Aaron Sorkin."
Joe R: Tina Fey holding an Emmy: so correct.
Miss Alli: Adsit's in a suit! Good show, dude!
Joe R: I don't think best drama ends any way other than Sopranos. Which is fine with me, honestly, Of the five, and without watching House, it's the most meritous.
Miss Alli: Well, what should be on that list isn't anyway. It's already illegitimate.
Joe R: Exactly.
Miss Alli: I don't think Friday Night Lights is going to win
Joe R: That would be a great ending. Write-in candidate Friday Night Lights.
Miss Alli: Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!
Joe R: Helen Mirren classes up the final category.
Miss Alli: She does. And...of course, The Sopranos gets that one. Over shows not nominated that are better.
Joe R: I suppose a cut-to-black joke would be redundant and rude, but I would enjoy it.
Miss Alli: "Joke"?
Joe R: Heh. Okay, people, we're already ten minutes over time. Sit.
Miss Alli: This is not a tribute to you, David Chase. It is just an acceptance speech. You already got an homage.

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