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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by admin September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: It makes it look like your grandma's furniture with the plastic still on.
Miss Alli: Clap for Dead Johnny Carson!
Joe R: Ryan's doing a scripted comedy monologue. Duck and cover.
Miss Alli: Okay, but I give him props for seeming self-deprecating, and after Knocked Up, I like him more.
Joe R: Have you heard Ryan went to Eva Longoria's wedding? Has he mentioned that?
Miss Alli: I didn't know! Wow, Shatner has become quite the full-sized sedan.
Joe R: He's become the Larry "Bud" Melman of the Emmys.
Miss Alli: That's sooooo sad.
Joe R: The casts of all the shows get to sit together. The cast of The Wire is in the parking lot.
Miss Alli: The cast of Friday Night Lights is watching from a cow pasture. They had to build their own seats. ...Oooh, a joke about Piven being kind of gross and molest-y! That's borderline edgy.
Joe R: Ryan is such a substitute-teacher host. No one will behave tonight.
Miss Alli: Honestly, I don't think he's off to THAT bad of a start. I'm glad it's not Ray Romano. Speaking of.
Joe R: Nervous-guy humor!
Miss Alli: What is with Romano's hair?
Joe R: He's got the guy version of the windswept-to-the-side 'do.
Joe R: Okay, technical difficulties. Weird. Told you no one would behave.
Miss Alli: A Doris Roberts senility joke! Classy. And I really don't think he's a mustard-tie kind of guy.
Joe R: Odds that Romano would make a "my wife..." joke? Lots of people picked up some cash on that. So is Romano the token stand-up to fill in for Ryan? They really could have just asked Conan and got two for the price of one.
Miss Alli: I don't find Romano funny. I just don't.
Joe R: But his wife! Is a harpy! What's not funny about that?
Miss Alli: Maybe you have to be unhappily married. Okay, supporting actor in a comedy.
Joe R: Get the heartbreak out of the way early.
Miss Alli: Seriously, dude.
Joe R: To review: Rainn Wilson, NPH, or bitter, bitter tears.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by admin September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: It makes it look like your grandma's furniture with the plastic still on.
Miss Alli: Clap for Dead Johnny Carson!
Joe R: Ryan's doing a scripted comedy monologue. Duck and cover.
Miss Alli: Okay, but I give him props for seeming self-deprecating, and after Knocked Up, I like him more.
Joe R: Have you heard Ryan went to Eva Longoria's wedding? Has he mentioned that?
Miss Alli: I didn't know! Wow, Shatner has become quite the full-sized sedan.
Joe R: He's become the Larry "Bud" Melman of the Emmys.
Miss Alli: That's sooooo sad.
Joe R: The casts of all the shows get to sit together. The cast of The Wire is in the parking lot.
Miss Alli: The cast of Friday Night Lights is watching from a cow pasture. They had to build their own seats. ...Oooh, a joke about Piven being kind of gross and molest-y! That's borderline edgy.
Joe R: Ryan is such a substitute-teacher host. No one will behave tonight.
Miss Alli: Honestly, I don't think he's off to THAT bad of a start. I'm glad it's not Ray Romano. Speaking of.
Joe R: Nervous-guy humor!
Miss Alli: What is with Romano's hair?
Joe R: He's got the guy version of the windswept-to-the-side 'do.
Joe R: Okay, technical difficulties. Weird. Told you no one would behave.
Miss Alli: A Doris Roberts senility joke! Classy. And I really don't think he's a mustard-tie kind of guy.
Joe R: Odds that Romano would make a "my wife..." joke? Lots of people picked up some cash on that. So is Romano the token stand-up to fill in for Ryan? They really could have just asked Conan and got two for the price of one.
Miss Alli: I don't find Romano funny. I just don't.
Joe R: But his wife! Is a harpy! What's not funny about that?
Miss Alli: Maybe you have to be unhappily married. Okay, supporting actor in a comedy.
Joe R: Get the heartbreak out of the way early.
Miss Alli: Seriously, dude.
Joe R: To review: Rainn Wilson, NPH, or bitter, bitter tears.

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