MONDO EXTRAS

The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I think Piven should count as -2. One for beating two great actors, and one for being himself.
Joe R: Probably true. This is why I'd convinced myself he'd be winning this week. So I'm merely sad but not, like, shocked and sad.
Miss Alli: Yeah, I guess. I feel for Rainn Wilson, but it's NPH that I'm like...do you WATCH him? He's so funny! How can they do that?
Joe R: I know. Boy do I know.
Miss Alli: I think he makes it look much too easy, is the problem. He needs to conspicuously act more.
Joe R: I don't think his show makes Hollywood bigwigs feel as good about themselves as Piven's does. Entourage is like a big wet kiss that tells Hollywood all its excesses are really cool and aspirational, even when they appear to be scummy and lame.
Miss Alli: Yuck. I'm angry. ...Okay, show. I'm sure Sally Field appreciates Gidget being mentioned.
Joe R: I was JUST gonna say. ...Oh, like Paula's on weed. Pills, people! Pills!
Miss Alli: Ryan totally caught Paula leaning over for a pill, too.
Joe R: Wow, Julia Louis-Dreyfus must be short if Tina Fey is taller than her.
Miss Alli: They both look awesome.
Joe R: They both are awesome.
Joe R: Okay, here's where Holland Taylor beats four actresses I'd rather see win. Damn.
Miss Alli: I know. Another Category Of Pain. I like Holland Taylor, but still. And I think Vanessa is a possibility. And...
Joe R: Jaime Pressly. NICE!
Miss Alli: That's a surprise.
Joe R: Jaime Pressly really deserves this. Best thing on her show.
Joe R: I mean, Jenna Fischer and Elizabeth Perkins deserved it too, but Joy is a riot.
Miss Alli: She's come a long fuckin' way since she was on Jack & Jill.
Joe R: Ha! Aw, I can buy Jaime getting honestly tearful.
Miss Alli: Yeah, but doing it when she thanked her lawyer? Whatevs.
Joe R: Who ever thought she'd win an award?
Miss Alli: It's KYLE CHANDLER!

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21Next

Comments

The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: I think Piven should count as -2. One for beating two great actors, and one for being himself.
Joe R: Probably true. This is why I'd convinced myself he'd be winning this week. So I'm merely sad but not, like, shocked and sad.
Miss Alli: Yeah, I guess. I feel for Rainn Wilson, but it's NPH that I'm like...do you WATCH him? He's so funny! How can they do that?
Joe R: I know. Boy do I know.
Miss Alli: I think he makes it look much too easy, is the problem. He needs to conspicuously act more.
Joe R: I don't think his show makes Hollywood bigwigs feel as good about themselves as Piven's does. Entourage is like a big wet kiss that tells Hollywood all its excesses are really cool and aspirational, even when they appear to be scummy and lame.
Miss Alli: Yuck. I'm angry. ...Okay, show. I'm sure Sally Field appreciates Gidget being mentioned.
Joe R: I was JUST gonna say. ...Oh, like Paula's on weed. Pills, people! Pills!
Miss Alli: Ryan totally caught Paula leaning over for a pill, too.
Joe R: Wow, Julia Louis-Dreyfus must be short if Tina Fey is taller than her.
Miss Alli: They both look awesome.
Joe R: They both are awesome.
Joe R: Okay, here's where Holland Taylor beats four actresses I'd rather see win. Damn.
Miss Alli: I know. Another Category Of Pain. I like Holland Taylor, but still. And I think Vanessa is a possibility. And...
Joe R: Jaime Pressly. NICE!
Miss Alli: That's a surprise.
Joe R: Jaime Pressly really deserves this. Best thing on her show.
Joe R: I mean, Jenna Fischer and Elizabeth Perkins deserved it too, but Joy is a riot.
Miss Alli: She's come a long fuckin' way since she was on Jack & Jill.
Joe R: Ha! Aw, I can buy Jaime getting honestly tearful.
Miss Alli: Yeah, but doing it when she thanked her lawyer? Whatevs.
Joe R: Who ever thought she'd win an award?
Miss Alli: It's KYLE CHANDLER!

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22Next

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP