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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: Colbert getting slapped...
Miss Alli: They do a good job with these, yes.
Miss Alli: This Gonzie piece is pretty funny.
Joe R: Conan staff = migrant workers. ...Sure.
Miss Alli: Just film of George Bush falling down and making funny faces? Awesome. Good show, Letterman.
Joe R: Maher goes for Larry Craig in the stall. Could've bet on that.
Miss Alli: Yes. We could have. Hey, look! The Conan guys beat the Comedy Central guys.
Joe R: They were all worthy, really. I can't get too pissed on anyone's behalf. Love Conan. Hope I see him at work this week.
Miss Alli: We'll give him a hug!
Joe R: And pet his physics-defying hair.
Miss Alli: In line at the commissary! So...I feel like the results so far have just been...weird. I mean...Heigl? Really?
Joe R: Yeah, that seems like a very Emmy-averse choice. That's what happens when they see so many people who haven't won before in one category. They short-circuit.
Miss Alli: Katherine Heigl = Emmy. Connie Britton = not nominated.
Joe R: Sigh. I know. I hope she's somewhere getting very drunk and profane right now.
Miss Alli: She's having a beer, I think. Which she deserves. SHOW! Seacrest explains the recycled carpet made from bottles. Which...the set kind of looks like it, I have to say. And a Kid Nation joke! Child labor! Hilarious!
Joe R: Yeah, it's all very low-rent tonight. Oooh, Tony Bennett performance! Snack break!
Miss Alli: With Xtina!
Joe R: Sexy snack break! I love Xtina, but she's wasted on actual retro class. She's better with ironic retro raunchiness. Also: weird that they got the Pussycat Dolls to dance around them.
Miss Alli: Still...I have to pose the question: Soooooo, how do you think it turned out, that whole Xtina vs. Britney thing?
Joe R: Oh my God, Xtina won, did a touchdown dance, ran a victory lap, and went to DIsneyland.
Miss Alli: Just by remaining upright, I think.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: Colbert getting slapped...
Miss Alli: They do a good job with these, yes.
Miss Alli: This Gonzie piece is pretty funny.
Joe R: Conan staff = migrant workers. ...Sure.
Miss Alli: Just film of George Bush falling down and making funny faces? Awesome. Good show, Letterman.
Joe R: Maher goes for Larry Craig in the stall. Could've bet on that.
Miss Alli: Yes. We could have. Hey, look! The Conan guys beat the Comedy Central guys.
Joe R: They were all worthy, really. I can't get too pissed on anyone's behalf. Love Conan. Hope I see him at work this week.
Miss Alli: We'll give him a hug!
Joe R: And pet his physics-defying hair.
Miss Alli: In line at the commissary! So...I feel like the results so far have just been...weird. I mean...Heigl? Really?
Joe R: Yeah, that seems like a very Emmy-averse choice. That's what happens when they see so many people who haven't won before in one category. They short-circuit.
Miss Alli: Katherine Heigl = Emmy. Connie Britton = not nominated.
Joe R: Sigh. I know. I hope she's somewhere getting very drunk and profane right now.
Miss Alli: She's having a beer, I think. Which she deserves. SHOW! Seacrest explains the recycled carpet made from bottles. Which...the set kind of looks like it, I have to say. And a Kid Nation joke! Child labor! Hilarious!
Joe R: Yeah, it's all very low-rent tonight. Oooh, Tony Bennett performance! Snack break!
Miss Alli: With Xtina!
Joe R: Sexy snack break! I love Xtina, but she's wasted on actual retro class. She's better with ironic retro raunchiness. Also: weird that they got the Pussycat Dolls to dance around them.
Miss Alli: Still...I have to pose the question: Soooooo, how do you think it turned out, that whole Xtina vs. Britney thing?
Joe R: Oh my God, Xtina won, did a touchdown dance, ran a victory lap, and went to DIsneyland.

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