MONDO EXTRAS

The Scariest Two Hours Ever

by Pamie November 24, 2001
The Facts of Life Reunion
Stee: You have secret powers. Which boyfriend has to feed Natalie?
Pamie: Both of them.
Stee: Both boyfriends? "Mommy Has Two Meals."

Totally forgetting her booty call in room 18, Natalie is in her PJs giggling with Tootie and Blair. They're so proud of themselves for getting away with it. Tootie has decided to wear one of her wigs to bed.

Raymond works at the front desk as Robert comes down to say that his room is leaking. Raymond gives him the key to the last room that's left -- which is the room Harper's in, of course, but he doesn't know that because Sam checked Harper in.

Room 18. Harper gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom. Robert unlocks the door and walks inside. He puts down his suitcase and keeps the lights off. He crawls into the bed and lies down. Harper comes back from the bathroom as the oboe and violin fight for comedic supremacy. Blair brags that she masterminded this entire plan as Robert and Harper turn towards each other in the bed. They see each other and scream. The girls scream, for some reason. Harper and Robert jump out of bed and stand in clichéd fighting poses.

Stee: Oh no.
Pamie: Oh no.
Stee: Two boys.
Pamie: One bed. Maybe I was wrong. Perhaps both of Natalie's boyfriends will just end up with each other. "This room looks completely empty. Thank god there's no suitcase in here already." "And I'll come back from the bathroom and think Natalie crawled into bed. Those aren't pillows!" Here we go. Wahhhhhhh!
Stee: Wahhhhhhh!
Pamie: He went into the crane pose.
Stee: And the girls are doing the Three Stooges "Hello, hello, hello!" thing with their heads peeking around the corner. Brilliant!

The men have decided to take their fight out to the lobby, for some reason. Blair, Tootie and Natalie do a one-two-three peek around the doorway to listen in. "Ooh, there's gonna be trouble," Tootie finally gets to say. The two men turn toward the eavesdropping women and put their hands on their hips. They stare and wonder what fine mess those crazy women have gotten them into. Commercial.

Pamie: This is a family fun good time.
Stee: Where's the "fun good time"?
Pamie: Well, maybe just the "family."
Stee: Look. Mary-Kate and Ashley, the cartoon!
Pamie: Finally.
Stee: They're "in action." I would like to see Mary-Kate and Ashley in action.

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The Scariest Two Hours Ever

by Pamie November 24, 2001
The Facts of Life Reunion Stee: Both boyfriends? "Mommy Has Two Meals." Totally forgetting her booty call in room 18, Natalie is in her PJs giggling with Tootie and Blair. They're so proud of themselves for getting away with it. Tootie has decided to wear one of her wigs to bed. Raymond works at the front desk as Robert comes down to say that his room is leaking. Raymond gives him the key to the last room that's left -- which is the room Harper's in, of course, but he doesn't know that because Sam checked Harper in. Room 18. Harper gets out of bed and goes to the bathroom. Robert unlocks the door and walks inside. He puts down his suitcase and keeps the lights off. He crawls into the bed and lies down. Harper comes back from the bathroom as the oboe and violin fight for comedic supremacy. Blair brags that she masterminded this entire plan as Robert and Harper turn towards each other in the bed. They see each other and scream. The girls scream, for some reason. Harper and Robert jump out of bed and stand in clichéd fighting poses.
Stee: Oh no. Pamie: Oh no. Stee: Two boys. Pamie: One bed. Maybe I was wrong. Perhaps both of Natalie's boyfriends will just end up with each other. "This room looks completely empty. Thank god there's no suitcase in here already." "And I'll come back from the bathroom and think Natalie crawled into bed. Those aren't pillows!" Here we go. Wahhhhhhh! Stee: Wahhhhhhh! Pamie: He went into the crane pose. Stee: And the girls are doing the Three Stooges "Hello, hello, hello!" thing with their heads peeking around the corner. Brilliant!
The men have decided to take their fight out to the lobby, for some reason. Blair, Tootie and Natalie do a one-two-three peek around the doorway to listen in. "Ooh, there's gonna be trouble," Tootie finally gets to say. The two men turn toward the eavesdropping women and put their hands on their hips. They stare and wonder what fine mess those crazy women have gotten them into. Commercial.
Pamie: This is a family fun good time. Stee: Where's the "fun good time"? Pamie: Well, maybe just the "family." Stee: Look. Mary-Kate and Ashley, the cartoon! Pamie: Finally. Stee: They're "in action." I would like to see Mary-Kate and Ashley in action. Pamie: So gross. Stee: What? Pamie: You don't even feel bad about it.

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