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The Growing Pains Reunion Movie

by Kim November 4, 2000
The Growing Pains Reunion Movie

Cut to Chrissy smoking under the bleachers at a nearby baseball diamond. She spies Carol meeting up with Scott and films it. Scott "can't believe it's been nine-and-a-half weeks." Carol points out that they're "still getting away with it." They make out. Chrissy checks out her footage and says, "Bad girl!"

Mike is filming a commercial with Maggie. Mike is mad that Maggie isn't sticking to the script. Ben suggests letting her talk and cutting it up later. Mike tells Ben to "go stuff an envelope" and then steals Ben's idea. Jason shows up with sandwiches. Is he retarded? He's shaking the sandwich bags like maracas. Anonymous Flunkie tells Carol that Scott is trying to reach her. Maggie warns her to "watch him." Carol gets all flustered and ducks out. Mike wonders when Carol got "so happy to be here." Please, no more close-ups of Mike's face. He's scaring me.

Mike spies on Carol through the window of her office. She's laughing. Chrissy scares Mike and they share information about Carol's life. Chrissy is mad that Mike is "always one step ahead of her." Mike walks into Carol's office and hangs up her phone, saying, "You are dating the enemy," and he points out that it's "an ethical dilemma." Carol tries to deny it but then admits it. Mike teases her and then makes a lame joke about their respective professions.

Ben passes out flyers to old men. Ben looks increasingly like a member of The Backstreet Boys. Crusty Old Guy asks why Ben has such a crummy task if he is the candidate's son. Ben points out all the perks -- free food, unwatched petty cash drawer, and sincere young college chicks. Crusty Old Guy volunteers to help out.

Carol tucks Scary Kid into bed. Oh, his name's Jack. He gives her a copy of Machiavelli's The Prince (and Carol pronounces the author's name ma-ka-VELL-ee). Scary Jack gets all up in Carol's business about her relationship with his dad. Scary Jack is worried that he might be "baggage." Carol assures him that he's not.

Maggie is rehearsing the debate with Carol as moderator and Jason as Mac. Maggie gives a great response, and Jason's rebuttal is a big old raspberry. What an ass. Carol gives him a question about third-world labor, and Jason points out that those people make more than Maggie. Shut up, Jason! Maggie asks why he's being "so passive aggressive." Jason is apparently cheesed off at being "squelched" for giving some "honest opinions." Shut UP, Jason! What a blowhard. Maggie and Jason get into a huge argument.

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The Growing Pains Reunion Movie

by Kim November 4, 2000
The Growing Pains Reunion Movie Cut to Chrissy smoking under the bleachers at a nearby baseball diamond. She spies Carol meeting up with Scott and films it. Scott "can't believe it's been nine-and-a-half weeks." Carol points out that they're "still getting away with it." They make out. Chrissy checks out her footage and says, "Bad girl!" Mike is filming a commercial with Maggie. Mike is mad that Maggie isn't sticking to the script. Ben suggests letting her talk and cutting it up later. Mike tells Ben to "go stuff an envelope" and then steals Ben's idea. Jason shows up with sandwiches. Is he retarded? He's shaking the sandwich bags like maracas. Anonymous Flunkie tells Carol that Scott is trying to reach her. Maggie warns her to "watch him." Carol gets all flustered and ducks out. Mike wonders when Carol got "so happy to be here." Please, no more close-ups of Mike's face. He's scaring me. Mike spies on Carol through the window of her office. She's laughing. Chrissy scares Mike and they share information about Carol's life. Chrissy is mad that Mike is "always one step ahead of her." Mike walks into Carol's office and hangs up her phone, saying, "You are dating the enemy," and he points out that it's "an ethical dilemma." Carol tries to deny it but then admits it. Mike teases her and then makes a lame joke about their respective professions. Ben passes out flyers to old men. Ben looks increasingly like a member of The Backstreet Boys. Crusty Old Guy asks why Ben has such a crummy task if he is the candidate's son. Ben points out all the perks -- free food, unwatched petty cash drawer, and sincere young college chicks. Crusty Old Guy volunteers to help out. Carol tucks Scary Kid into bed. Oh, his name's Jack. He gives her a copy of Machiavelli's The Prince (and Carol pronounces the author's name ma-ka-VELL-ee). Scary Jack gets all up in Carol's business about her relationship with his dad. Scary Jack is worried that he might be "baggage." Carol assures him that he's not. Maggie is rehearsing the debate with Carol as moderator and Jason as Mac. Maggie gives a great response, and Jason's rebuttal is a big old raspberry. What an ass. Carol gives him a question about third-world labor, and Jason points out that those people make more than Maggie. Shut up, Jason! Maggie asks why he's being "so passive aggressive." Jason is apparently cheesed off at being "squelched" for giving some "honest opinions." Shut UP, Jason! What a blowhard. Maggie and Jason get into a huge argument.

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