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Blonde on Blah

by Wendola June 11, 2002
The Hamptons, Part II

Fade in. It's raining in one of the Hampton towns. Through the shop windows we see people picking up newspapers. Mohammed Atta's photo is on the back of one of the papers, which, unlike getting a photo in Hamptons magazine, is not in the least bit fabulous. Church bells ring. Fade to Alexa Joel, Billy Joel's daughter (and maybe Christie Brinkley's, too), playing piano. The closing credits show lines of cars leaving the Hamptons, passing flags at half-mast. We knew something would make us forget about Lizzie Grubman, but we didn't think it would be, you know, like this. Oh crap. Alexa Joel finishes playing the piano, and she laughs, and...well, we feel a little better.

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Blonde on Blah

by Wendola June 11, 2002
The Hamptons, Part II Fade in. It's raining in one of the Hampton towns. Through the shop windows we see people picking up newspapers. Mohammed Atta's photo is on the back of one of the papers, which, unlike getting a photo in Hamptons magazine, is not in the least bit fabulous. Church bells ring. Fade to Alexa Joel, Billy Joel's daughter (and maybe Christie Brinkley's, too), playing piano. The closing credits show lines of cars leaving the Hamptons, passing flags at half-mast. We knew something would make us forget about Lizzie Grubman, but we didn't think it would be, you know, like this. Oh crap. Alexa Joel finishes playing the piano, and she laughs, and...well, we feel a little better.

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