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The Miracle Maker

by Omar G April 26, 2000
The Miracle Maker

Jesus and everybody gather up at the top of a hill. He tells them to preach his word, in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. He vanishes in a blaze of white light. Tamar explains that the Kingdom of God is here, in Claymation, and on Earth too. It's all good, basically. So go out, be good and don't eat too much candy. Love your neighbor. Respect your elders, especially if they're really smart. Rewind your videos before you return them. Use sunscreen. Don't join a boy band. Read the City of Angels recaps because you can't have City of Angels without the Angels.

Over the closing credits (the big, evil ABC bright yellow bar on the side of the screen), the spirit of Tamar keeps on preaching: Visit Fametracker.com. Be a Big Brother or Big Sister. Enjoy good wine in moderation. Write in to get NBC to bring back Freaks and Geeks. Post on the forums. Don't be a Doubting Thomas or a Judas for that matter, unless Jesus specifically tells you that you're supposed to betray him and that it's all part of the Big Plan. Don't overwater your plants.

Oh, and support Claymation. Your very soul could depend upon it.

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The Miracle Maker

by Omar G April 26, 2000
The Miracle Maker Jesus and everybody gather up at the top of a hill. He tells them to preach his word, in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. He vanishes in a blaze of white light. Tamar explains that the Kingdom of God is here, in Claymation, and on Earth too. It's all good, basically. So go out, be good and don't eat too much candy. Love your neighbor. Respect your elders, especially if they're really smart. Rewind your videos before you return them. Use sunscreen. Don't join a boy band. Read the City of Angels recaps because you can't have City of Angels without the Angels. Over the closing credits (the big, evil ABC bright yellow bar on the side of the screen), the spirit of Tamar keeps on preaching: Visit Fametracker.com. Be a Big Brother or Big Sister. Enjoy good wine in moderation. Write in to get NBC to bring back Freaks and Geeks. Post on the forums. Don't be a Doubting Thomas or a Judas for that matter, unless Jesus specifically tells you that you're supposed to betray him and that it's all part of the Big Plan. Don't overwater your plants. Oh, and support Claymation. Your very soul could depend upon it.

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