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The MTV Video Music Awards

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Pamie: She's all crusty. And gross. Stee: What are you talking about? Pamie: She's skanky. She's diseased. So her vagina's rotting. From the inside. Stee: That is disgusting. Pamie: I've had it!!! Stee: You just said she has a diseased pussy. Pamie: She does! Stee: You're going to hell. Little kids read this. Pamie: I need another Michelob Light. Moby wins, and the girls all say it in unison, but Mya can't actually read, so her mouth just opens and closes a few times and you can hear her go, "Mwah! Yah! Mewah!" Moby wears a Minor Threat shirt and takes the stage faster than any other award winner tonight. Thanks, Moby! You rule! Pink kisses him for too long. People scream as Moby mocks the piece of tape on the podium that tells people not to lean in (but they keep leaning in, so whatever). He says he really didn't think he'd win, so he didn't prepare anything. He says his role was the least important. He thanks people that were involved with the video, including Gwen Stefani for being pretty. Jamie Foxx sits on some steps and says he got to work with someone unbelievable. They became brothers. In Africa, they became African brothers. They're so tight it's like they were from the same womb. They're twins. He announces Will Smith, repeating that they're tight and he's Will's boy. He's Will's boy. He's Will's boy. Will's dog. Will's dog. Will's dog, right there. Will's boy. Will's dog, right there. Will's boy. Will's dog. Will's dog, right there. He's feeling it. You know what he's saying? Will's boy. Will's dog.
Pamie: How is it that the Teen Choice Awards were better than this? Stee: Teenapolooza, too. Pamie: How is that possible? Stee: Shit. I'd rather be recapping The Latin Grammies. Pamie: Oh, why aren't we recapping The Latin Grammies?
Will Smith takes the microphone and says, "Hey, thanks a lot, Martin." BWA? He doesn't know who Jamie Foxx is? But they're tight! They're dogs! Brothers! How? He must be kidding! Jamie doesn't let any joke go ever, and since Will Smith actually got a laugh on his well-delivered line, Jamie's got to shit all over it by saying that he's not Martin Lawrence, and the joke has to be repeated again until Will Smith calls Jamie every Wayans brother but Keenen. P. Diddy and Janet aren't laughing at all. Will Smith smacks Jamie's ass and tells him to bring him some water. See, he's all cocky so we believe he can be Mohammed Ali, get it? GET IT? The nominees for Best Female Video are: Dido "Thank You"; Jennifer Lopez "Love Don't Cost A Thing"; Janet Jackson "All For You"; Madonna "Don't Tell Me"; Eve (featuring Gwen Stefani) "Let Me Blow Your Mind"; and Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "Get Ur Freak On."

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Mondo Extra
The MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans

Stee: What do you mean she's got stalactites coming out of her vagina?
Pamie: She's all crusty. And gross.
Stee: What are you talking about?
Pamie: She's skanky. She's diseased. So her vagina's rotting. From the inside.
Stee: That is disgusting.
Pamie: I've had it!!!
Stee: You just said she has a diseased pussy.
Pamie: She does!
Stee: You're going to hell. Little kids read this.
Pamie: I need another Michelob Light.

Moby wins, and the girls all say it in unison, but Mya can't actually read, so her mouth just opens and closes a few times and you can hear her go, "Mwah! Yah! Mewah!" Moby wears a Minor Threat shirt and takes the stage faster than any other award winner tonight. Thanks, Moby! You rule! Pink kisses him for too long. People scream as Moby mocks the piece of tape on the podium that tells people not to lean in (but they keep leaning in, so whatever). He says he really didn't think he'd win, so he didn't prepare anything. He says his role was the least important. He thanks people that were involved with the video, including Gwen Stefani for being pretty.

Jamie Foxx sits on some steps and says he got to work with someone unbelievable. They became brothers. In Africa, they became African brothers. They're so tight it's like they were from the same womb. They're twins. He announces Will Smith, repeating that they're tight and he's Will's boy. He's Will's boy. He's Will's boy. Will's dog. Will's dog. Will's dog, right there. Will's boy. Will's dog, right there. Will's boy. Will's dog. Will's dog, right there. He's feeling it. You know what he's saying? Will's boy. Will's dog.

Pamie: How is it that the Teen Choice Awards were better than this?
Stee: Teenapolooza, too.
Pamie: How is that possible?
Stee: Shit. I'd rather be recapping The Latin Grammies.
Pamie: Oh, why aren't we recapping The Latin Grammies?

Will Smith takes the microphone and says, "Hey, thanks a lot, Martin." BWA? He doesn't know who Jamie Foxx is? But they're tight! They're dogs! Brothers! How? He must be kidding! Jamie doesn't let any joke go ever, and since Will Smith actually got a laugh on his well-delivered line, Jamie's got to shit all over it by saying that he's not Martin Lawrence, and the joke has to be repeated again until Will Smith calls Jamie every Wayans brother but Keenen. P. Diddy and Janet aren't laughing at all. Will Smith smacks Jamie's ass and tells him to bring him some water. See, he's all cocky so we believe he can be Mohammed Ali, get it? GET IT? The nominees for Best Female Video are: Dido "Thank You"; Jennifer Lopez "Love Don't Cost A Thing"; Janet Jackson "All For You"; Madonna "Don't Tell Me"; Eve (featuring Gwen Stefani) "Let Me Blow Your Mind"; and Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "Get Ur Freak On."

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