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The MTV Video Music Awards

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In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans
Stee: Andy Dick is high. Pamie: He is high. Stee: Look at Bono. "Oh, me Da just died. What am I doin' sittin' through this shite?" Pamie: "This shite. You know, we are the best goddamn rock band in the world, but not because of anything we did. Just because everyone else is crap. What does it mean that R.E.M. and Radiohead don't have to come here, but we do?" Stee: We were doin' Pop before Pop was Pop.
Jamie Foxx pretends to have cybersex on a laptop. There isn't a yawn big enough to encompass this horrible crapfest. Jamie Foxx tries to read Jack Black's handwriting and fails pretty miserably as Tenacious D takes the stage. They start playing as the crowd cheers. Quick Vagina Monologue joke, which is mandatory for any bad comedy show. They start playing and then stop and say that's all the audience gets, and they'll have to buy the album to hear the rest. Everybody pimps. Tony Braxton is not happy to have been called a "bee-yotch." The nominees for Best Group Video: Incubus "Drive" (one audience member screams); Destiny's Child "Survivor"; Dave Matthews Band "I Did It"; U2 "Elevation Remix"; and *NSYNC "Pop."
Pamie: They had to play "Walking On Sunshine" so you'd remember that Jack Black was in High Fidelity to try to carry some of that love over to The D. Stee: Do people even know who they are? Pamie: Hee. Look. Hee hee. Stee: You love them meerkats, huh? Pamie: There's nothing better than a meerkat. Stee: Man, I hate Incubus. No, I don't, I mean...I don't know. Pamie: You're on the fence about Incubus. Stee: No, but I know I'm tired of the Destiny's Child, though. Pamie: Hee. Look. Meerkats.
The D makes another joke about not being allowed to lean on the podium. The winner is *NSYNC. Britney hugs Justin and the boys take the stage again. Bono laughs from his seat. Justin says that U2 was robbed this time. The boys stress that they really didn't expect either of these awards. They pull out a list of people to thank and Justin reads the names very quickly. He pauses for "MTV." The fans are thanked. They thank Michael Jackson. They thank the other nominees, and they swear they have nothing but love for them.
Stee: Who's that one on the left? That one. Pamie: Chris Kattan. Stee: No, I mean. His name. Pamie: Kenny.

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The MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans

Stee: Andy Dick is high.
Pamie: He is high.
Stee: Look at Bono. "Oh, me Da just died. What am I doin' sittin' through this shite?"
Pamie: "This shite. You know, we are the best goddamn rock band in the world, but not because of anything we did. Just because everyone else is crap. What does it mean that R.E.M. and Radiohead don't have to come here, but we do?"
Stee: We were doin' Pop before Pop was Pop.

Jamie Foxx pretends to have cybersex on a laptop. There isn't a yawn big enough to encompass this horrible crapfest. Jamie Foxx tries to read Jack Black's handwriting and fails pretty miserably as Tenacious D takes the stage. They start playing as the crowd cheers. Quick Vagina Monologue joke, which is mandatory for any bad comedy show. They start playing and then stop and say that's all the audience gets, and they'll have to buy the album to hear the rest. Everybody pimps. Tony Braxton is not happy to have been called a "bee-yotch." The nominees for Best Group Video: Incubus "Drive" (one audience member screams); Destiny's Child "Survivor"; Dave Matthews Band "I Did It"; U2 "Elevation Remix"; and *NSYNC "Pop."

Pamie: They had to play "Walking On Sunshine" so you'd remember that Jack Black was in High Fidelity to try to carry some of that love over to The D.
Stee: Do people even know who they are?
Pamie: Hee. Look. Hee hee.
Stee: You love them meerkats, huh?
Pamie: There's nothing better than a meerkat.
Stee: Man, I hate Incubus. No, I don't, I mean...I don't know.
Pamie: You're on the fence about Incubus.
Stee: No, but I know I'm tired of the Destiny's Child, though.
Pamie: Hee. Look. Meerkats.

The D makes another joke about not being allowed to lean on the podium. The winner is *NSYNC. Britney hugs Justin and the boys take the stage again. Bono laughs from his seat. Justin says that U2 was robbed this time. The boys stress that they really didn't expect either of these awards. They pull out a list of people to thank and Justin reads the names very quickly. He pauses for "MTV." The fans are thanked. They thank Michael Jackson. They thank the other nominees, and they swear they have nothing but love for them.

Stee: Who's that one on the left? That one.
Pamie: Chris Kattan.

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