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The MTV Video Music Awards

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In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans
Stee: You've got your "Ten Year Ago" glasses on. The vizideo wizniner is Limp Biziziizkit. Fred Durst continues to defy all logic by keeping his place in the celebrity spotlight. He wears a Puddle of Mudd shirt and leans into the podium, saying this is a great night for a lot of people. He thanks the fans and life, and existence. He's so stoned he forgets where he is. He thanks people we don't know. He thanks Ben Stiller and pimps Zoolander. He thanks his new boy Dallas and Adriana. He says it's tight. The guy who normally wears all of the makeup (Wes) freaks out and starts singing Iron Maiden's "Wasted Years." Nobody fucking cares, but he goes on for so long that people have to start cheering. Snoop Dogg and Johnny Knoxville make plans to get stizniznizioned immediately after this douche stops screeching. Ananda brings out two people we're not supposed to know. Ananda thanks the people that have vandalized the billboards up for her show. Hee. It's the Viewer's Choice Award, and the two people with her won the Last Fan Standing Contest. Blah, blah, blah, history, blah, blah. The guy is so way happy about being there, and pimps Ananda's show. The girl pimps Ananda's show. The guy is already working the late-night infomercial angle here with his pointing and grinning. The nominees: Limp Bizkit "My Way"; Nelly "Ride Wit Me"; Eve (featuring Gwen Stefani) "Let Me Blow Your Mind"; Backstreet Boys "The Call"; Destiny's Child "Independent Women (Part One)"; and *NSYNC "Pop." They put it last because it causes screams and because it always wins.
Stee: Everyone is just whoring their own shit all over the place. Fucking up the sanctity. Pamie: "I would like you to look at my dress." Stee: I can't believe you stole on my only impression. Pamie: I'm not stealing, I'm celebrating. Stee: Ah, it's a tribute. Pamie: I'm sampling. Stee: Be careful or I'll do Jim from Taxi. "What does a yellow light mean?" Pamie: Oh, Jesus. That's Chris Walken doing Chris Lloyd. Did I ask you to do this, or is it a punishment? Stee: It's awesome. Pamie: Oh my goodness. You've been waiting to pull that out for a while. Stee: No, I just forgot about it. Pamie: Thank god. Stee: I haven't busted it out in ten years. Pamie: Well, yeah. There's some dust on it. Stee: It's only there because it blew over from your Adam Sandler.

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Mondo Extra
The MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans

Stee: How come Ludacris can say he's got hos in every area code, but Weezer can't say Hash Pipe?
Pamie: Look. Eric Nies. Right there, second row.
Stee: You've got your "Ten Year Ago" glasses on.

The vizideo wizniner is Limp Biziziizkit. Fred Durst continues to defy all logic by keeping his place in the celebrity spotlight. He wears a Puddle of Mudd shirt and leans into the podium, saying this is a great night for a lot of people. He thanks the fans and life, and existence. He's so stoned he forgets where he is. He thanks people we don't know. He thanks Ben Stiller and pimps Zoolander. He thanks his new boy Dallas and Adriana. He says it's tight. The guy who normally wears all of the makeup (Wes) freaks out and starts singing Iron Maiden's "Wasted Years." Nobody fucking cares, but he goes on for so long that people have to start cheering. Snoop Dogg and Johnny Knoxville make plans to get stizniznizioned immediately after this douche stops screeching.

Ananda brings out two people we're not supposed to know. Ananda thanks the people that have vandalized the billboards up for her show. Hee. It's the Viewer's Choice Award, and the two people with her won the Last Fan Standing Contest. Blah, blah, blah, history, blah, blah. The guy is so way happy about being there, and pimps Ananda's show. The girl pimps Ananda's show. The guy is already working the late-night infomercial angle here with his pointing and grinning. The nominees: Limp Bizkit "My Way"; Nelly "Ride Wit Me"; Eve (featuring Gwen Stefani) "Let Me Blow Your Mind"; Backstreet Boys "The Call"; Destiny's Child "Independent Women (Part One)"; and *NSYNC "Pop." They put it last because it causes screams and because it always wins.

Stee: Everyone is just whoring their own shit all over the place. Fucking up the sanctity.
Pamie: "I would like you to look at my dress."
Stee: I can't believe you stole on my only impression.
Pamie: I'm not stealing, I'm celebrating.
Stee: Ah, it's a tribute.
Pamie: I'm sampling.
Stee: Be careful or I'll do Jim from Taxi. "What does a yellow light mean?"
Pamie: Oh, Jesus. That's Chris Walken doing Chris Lloyd. Did I ask you to do this, or is it a punishment?
Stee: It's awesome.
Pamie: Oh my goodness. You've been waiting to pull that out for a while.

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