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The MTV Video Music Awards

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In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans
Pamie: Stop it! Stop it. No. Ray: No! Stee: Please. Please. Ray: Stop it! Stee: What's happening? Pamie: There are a lot of blank stares. Is that Alien Art Farm with the bullet holes? Stee: No. Pamie: Is it Blink 182? Stee: I have a tummy ache. I think it's this band that's up for the M2 award, but I can't remember their name. Pamie: You know a lot of dumb stuff. Stee: I know.
Foxx grabs his dick and makes the one millionth "ain't Jennifer Lopez got a fat ass?" joke. He tells people to throw their "damn hands up" and begs Puffy to applaud. He tells Puffy that Jennifer will always be Puffy's. Yikes.
Stee: Oh my god. Pamie: Oh no. No. Stee: What? Pamie: I wanna go home. Stee: You are home. Man, is this hosting?
The Backstreet Boys are up first, for what is surely to be their last appearance on MTV. One of them is still wearing a skirt. There's not enough applause, so they layer it in. AJ thanks everyone for not keeping him boozed up and brags that he's sixty-four days sober. They pimp their own concert that's not sold out down the street. The boys take turns reading lines about Hip Hop. The bumpers for the nominees this year are from nature clips. Nominees: City High "What Would You Do"; Eve (featuring Gwen Stefani) "Let Me Blow Your Mind"; Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "Get Ur Freak On"; Black Eyed Peas (featuring Macy Gray) "Request Line"; Outkast "Ms. Jackson."
Pamie: Man, that Backstreet Boy has turned into Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow. Stee: He looks like the Static X guy. Pamie: Hee. He's sober! Hee. Stee: I have to leave the country. I just have to. Pamie: Drunk. Who's he? Is that a Backstreet Boy? Stee: It's Howie. Pamie: How do you know-- No that's Howie. The blond, I thought. Stee: No, we saw him perform with his little brother. Pamie: No, that's the blond. Stee: That's what you just said. Pamie: Yeah, no. Who's the guy behind him, who looks like Davy Jones. Stee: Howie! Howie! Pamie: I don't know the Backstreet Boys from a hole in the ground. Stee: That's Aaron Carter or Jimmy Carter or whatever the fuck Carter.

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Mondo Extra
The MTV Video Music Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
In the Name of God, MTV, and The Fans

Pamie: Stop it! Stop it. No.
Ray: No!
Stee: Please. Please.
Ray: Stop it!
Stee: What's happening?
Pamie: There are a lot of blank stares. Is that Alien Art Farm with the bullet holes?
Stee: No.
Pamie: Is it Blink 182?
Stee: I have a tummy ache. I think it's this band that's up for the M2 award, but I can't remember their name.
Pamie: You know a lot of dumb stuff.
Stee: I know.

Foxx grabs his dick and makes the one millionth "ain't Jennifer Lopez got a fat ass?" joke. He tells people to throw their "damn hands up" and begs Puffy to applaud. He tells Puffy that Jennifer will always be Puffy's. Yikes.

Stee: Oh my god.
Pamie: Oh no. No.
Stee: What?
Pamie: I wanna go home.
Stee: You are home. Man, is this hosting?

The Backstreet Boys are up first, for what is surely to be their last appearance on MTV. One of them is still wearing a skirt. There's not enough applause, so they layer it in. AJ thanks everyone for not keeping him boozed up and brags that he's sixty-four days sober. They pimp their own concert that's not sold out down the street. The boys take turns reading lines about Hip Hop. The bumpers for the nominees this year are from nature clips. Nominees: City High "What Would You Do"; Eve (featuring Gwen Stefani) "Let Me Blow Your Mind"; Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott "Get Ur Freak On"; Black Eyed Peas (featuring Macy Gray) "Request Line"; Outkast "Ms. Jackson."

Pamie: Man, that Backstreet Boy has turned into Johnny Depp in Sleepy Hollow.
Stee: He looks like the Static X guy.
Pamie: Hee. He's sober! Hee.
Stee: I have to leave the country. I just have to.
Pamie: Drunk. Who's he? Is that a Backstreet Boy?
Stee: It's Howie.
Pamie: How do you know-- No that's Howie. The blond, I thought.
Stee: No, we saw him perform with his little brother.
Pamie: No, that's the blond.
Stee: That's what you just said.
Pamie: Yeah, no. Who's the guy behind him, who looks like Davy Jones.
Stee: Howie! Howie!
Pamie: I don't know the Backstreet Boys from a hole in the ground.

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