Pamie: Shaggy! This means it's almost over. Right? Right? Stee: We are going to have to fast-forward through this part. Bosie: I used to like this song when it first came out. Stee: I can't do the Shaggy again. Pamie: That's not the same guy singing the song, is it? Stee: No. That guy probably wanted actual credit for singing the song "Angel." Bosie: He's bombing. He's got a good voice, though. Stee: Whatever. Bosie: I mean, it's a voice nobody else has. You know? Stee: Okay. Bosie: Shut up.
Pamie: Oh, my goodness! He's got to let that girl in the audience go! No! Illegal! Illegal! He can't touch teens like that, can he? No! Stee: I want to go home now. Pamie: He's so gross! Stee: "Oh, my God! Shaggy called me up again! Oh, my God!" Pamie: "Oh, my God! Well, a lot has happened to me since I was last seen getting molested by Shaggy at Teenapalooza! Oh, my God!" Stee: "Oh, my God! My daddy says I'm a lot more popular at school now that he's paying for everyone! Oh, my God!" Pamie: "Oh, my God! And we don't do nearly as much coke out of my asshole as we used to because Stee got all uppity about me talking about it! Oh, my God!" Bosie: Those girls were not just picked out of the audience and put into those costumes. Stee: Yeah, they were. They just wanted to watch the show. Oh, wait. No. They all have the same hair. And the same shoes. Bosie: Who's learning about the tooth fairy now?
Pamie: I know.
Stee: How can she shovel around that nose? Watch out, kids! There's a huge nose!
Stee: Shit, the tape wasn't recording during all of that Sarah Michelle Gellar smack talk we were just doing.
Stee: Okay. We were talking lots of shit and then Freddie Prinze Jr. was all crying over how beautiful Sarah Michelle Gellar is with her humanity.
Choice Late Night Show is SNL, we are told, as Chris Kattan goes out with *NSYNC. Kattan is dressed like a pop star and he monkeys around. Choice Male Hottie is Justin. Ben Affleck, in the audience, looks stunned. Kattan mugs and dances. SMG mouths, "I love Chris Kattan so much." J.Lo laughs. Kattan dances. Choice Wipeout is next. Rob Schneider in The Animal. Drew Barrymore in Charlie's Angels. Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality. Michelle Rodriguez in The Fast And The Furious.
Pamie: There's Chris Kattan.
Stee: The kids love Chris Kattan.
Bosie: Kids on coke love Chris Kattan. ["My sister loves Chris Kattan. I don't know why." -- Wing Chun]
Stee: Ben Affleck's drunk.
Pamie: Lance Bass is made out of Silly Putty.
Stee: You're funnier than Chris Kattan.
Pamie: Thank you.
It's Sandra Bullock. Ben Affleck says, "I can't believe it!" and Sandra pushes him. It's sorta funny. Bullock hugs all the boys and then says she has Steven Tyler's gum. Huh? She says something to the effect that she was pushed every time she fell in the movie and she accepts and then walks backstage with the boys and Kattan and then does a big pratfall. Hm.
Bosie: Michelle Rodriguez isn't there, so the winner has to be Sandra Bullock?
Stee: You're catching on.
Pamie: This just in! Bosie's a part of Hollywood!
Pamie: I love that Sandra Bullock just smacked Ben Affleck in the face, all, "Shut up, Drunky!"
Stee: This just in! Ben Affleck: drunk!
Pamie: I'm so bored.
Stee: The kids aren't getting your comedy, Sandra. Just fall.
Pamie: Dumb it down a little.
Stee: Do like Chris Kattan. Dance around like a monkey. Kids love when you dance around like a monkey.
Bosie: Ha! He's funny.
Stee: Like that.