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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001
Pamie: He became a preacher.
Stee: Yeah, I know.
Pamie: So, why did you just ask me what happened to him?
Stee: No, I just didn't know if you knew.
Pamie: What? Okay. Look, I'm hip. Are you giving me trick questions or something? What's with the quiz? I'm down with the sickness.
Stee: This guy raps like him. Mariah is lip-synching.
Pamie: She doesn't even know she's there. She thinks she's sleeping. Shhh. Don't wake her. She's an angel.
Stee: Did you get ranch dressing?
Pamie: Yes. God, I've turned you into a southern college girl.
Stee: Mariah's titties are like bricks.
Pamie: Um. She looks like she's a robot.
Stee: We should all send food or something.
Pamie: When will Mariah stop screaming, Clarice?
Stee: I think she's addicted to Benadryl or something. Jolt Cola.
Pamie: It ain't good, whatever it is.
Stee: Josh Hartnett just laughed at her and wouldn't take her hand. Oh, fuck!
Pamie: What?
Stee: I spilled some ranch.
Pamie: You gave me a heart attack.

Stee: Man, whoever taught Mariah how to upload verbal statements to her fansite made a big mistake. Oh, my God. I just elbowed your cat.
Pamie: Mariah's quoting Snoop Dogg.
Stee: Mary J. Blige can move better than Mariah these days.
Pamie: And she's eighty.
Stee: Eighty-seven.
Pamie: Mariah's gonna be all, "I had the weirdest dream last night, y'all. I was on stage, singing this song and it was really bad."
Stee: Did you hear what Robin Quivers said about her on Stern?
Pamie: Nuh uh.
Stee: She said it was like watching the last days of Judy Garland.
Pamie: Oh, yeah. I knew that.
Stee: Then why did you say you didn't?
Pamie: Just wondering if you knew.
Stee: Eat your fries.
Pamie: Last night a DJ saved her life, she just sang.
Stee: What, did a DJ put her in rehab?
Pamie: Ha!
Stee: Haaaaaaaaa!

Backstage. They have a photo booth, like the MTV award shows and TRL, etc. The booth talks and mugs with P. Diddy. Get it? Tthe booth talks. That's their innovation. So sad. Commercials.

Pamie: Good. Acting. P. Diddy.

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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001 Pamie: Um. She looks like she's a robot. Stee: We should all send food or something. Pamie: When will Mariah stop screaming, Clarice? Stee: I think she's addicted to Benadryl or something. Jolt Cola. Pamie: It ain't good, whatever it is. Stee: Josh Hartnett just laughed at her and wouldn't take her hand. Oh, fuck! Pamie: What? Stee: I spilled some ranch. Pamie: You gave me a heart attack.
Stee: Man, whoever taught Mariah how to upload verbal statements to her fansite made a big mistake. Oh, my God. I just elbowed your cat. Pamie: Mariah's quoting Snoop Dogg. Stee: Mary J. Blige can move better than Mariah these days. Pamie: And she's eighty. Stee: Eighty-seven. Pamie: Mariah's gonna be all, "I had the weirdest dream last night, y'all. I was on stage, singing this song and it was really bad." Stee: Did you hear what Robin Quivers said about her on Stern? Pamie: Nuh uh. Stee: She said it was like watching the last days of Judy Garland. Pamie: Oh, yeah. I knew that. Stee: Then why did you say you didn't? Pamie: Just wondering if you knew. Stee: Eat your fries. Pamie: Last night a DJ saved her life, she just sang. Stee: What, did a DJ put her in rehab? Pamie: Ha! Stee: Haaaaaaaaa!
Backstage. They have a photo booth, like the MTV award shows and TRL, etc. The booth talks and mugs with P. Diddy. Get it? Tthe booth talks. That's their innovation. So sad. Commercials.
Pamie: Good. Acting. P. Diddy. Stee: Oh, my God. He looks like Bobby Brown. Pamie: He is Bobby Brown. Stee: Derek Zoolander. Oh, man. That was part of the settlement, I bet, being able to appear. Is this a commercial, or the show? Pamie: Commercial. Stee: Hard to tell sometimes. Pamie: I understand. This show has a lot of commercials. Stee: Are you complaining? Pamie: Absolutely not.
We're back. Trump intros an award presentation from Derek Zoolander. It's on video. Stiller schticks that people should sit and stop clapping though no one is. He says he was going to come, but he got lost and he is somewhere that he smells muffins and there are bats. He is giving out an award for a male model, but the award has a funny name. He wins the award and acts surprised. You get it, yes? Yes. He says he can't accept the award because of deep religious beliefs that he and his handlers are deciding on right now. He does his "I'm scared" ending and it fizzles. Over.

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