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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001

Stee: Oh, good. Macy Gray's going to sing. You know why that's good?
Pamie: Because you're going to fast-forward.
Stee: Yep.
Pamie: She keeps having to hold her skirt closed.
Stee: Her pussy's falling out?
Pamie: Again.
Stee: Again. I can't watch this anymore.
Pamie: That dancer's wearing the same thing I'm wearing right now.
Stee: He is. Is that Tori Amos?
Pamie: She's so many people these days, I can't tell.
Stee: George Clinton is huge! And I don't mean popular.
Pamie: See. She just hid her vagina again.
Stee: Was that her pussy?
Pamie: Yeah.
Stee: George Clinton's dressed like my old great aunt used to dress. Just a big gray sweatsuit.
Pamie: George Clinton keeps his cigarettes in a bag.
Stee: Yeah. Ashes all over my bed.
Pamie: Glasses on a string. You know what's nice about this award ceremony?
Stee: Nothing.
Pamie: The girls from Moulin Rouge aren't here.
Stee: How do you know?
Pamie: Did you just jinx us?
Stee: Is that Moby?
Pamie: RuPaul.
Stee: Really?
Pamie: I thought every bald black man at an awards ceremony was RuPaul.

Trump intros Gwyneth. She intros the next nominee, who is Stella McCartney. Gwyneth talks about her background in fashion and being witty and allowing you into her world and the clothes are always "Stella." The video starts. All the clothes have bananas and pineapples on them. Stella talks about horses and fun and "whimsy" and "sexy" and "saucy" and "fun." Marc Jacobs and Vera Wang and Kenneth Cole and Oscar de la Renta are in the booth and then Kate Spade holds up her bag. Commercials.

Stee: Let's honor the rich.
Pamie: Well, she's not going to win this.
Stee: She didn't already win?
Pamie: The nominees for "Designer of the Year" they're drawing out like Best Song.
Stee: Oh.
Pamie: Lord. I'm so tired. This thing is never ending. Oh, God.

Trump intros Elton John, who says he doesn't like designers who just make black suits and shit and he's introing John Galliano, and we guess we're just seeing his collection for some reason...we're not sure what he's winning. Models with big hair come out in ugly swimsuits. They walk around the audience and then a De La Guarda guy comes out and he holds a model and then he runs around and finally grabs John Galliano, who looks like a drag Anthony Kiedis, and he flies him through the air just seemingly by grabbing him but obviously he's hooked in. It's pretty cool. The designer is put down and then gets his award. Huh. What's it for? "Rebel Designer of the Year." Okay. He says he's happy to get the award in this particular time in this particular city. He goes on to say, "...rebels are supposed to be untamable, and in these difficult times, that is the spirit that America, and the world, needs." Huh. Okay. He thanks people, and leaves.

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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001
Stee: Let's honor the rich. Pamie: Well, she's not going to win this. Stee: She didn't already win? Pamie: The nominees for "Designer of the Year" they're drawing out like Best Song. Stee: Oh. Pamie: Lord. I'm so tired. This thing is never ending. Oh, God.
Trump intros Elton John, who says he doesn't like designers who just make black suits and shit and he's introing John Galliano, and we guess we're just seeing his collection for some reason...we're not sure what he's winning. Models with big hair come out in ugly swimsuits. They walk around the audience and then a De La Guarda guy comes out and he holds a model and then he runs around and finally grabs John Galliano, who looks like a drag Anthony Kiedis, and he flies him through the air just seemingly by grabbing him but obviously he's hooked in. It's pretty cool. The designer is put down and then gets his award. Huh. What's it for? "Rebel Designer of the Year." Okay. He says he's happy to get the award in this particular time in this particular city. He goes on to say, "...rebels are supposed to be untamable, and in these difficult times, that is the spirit that America, and the world, needs." Huh. Okay. He thanks people, and leaves.
Stee: So Elton John...oh, man. He got some work done. Pamie: Yeah? Stee: Uh...yeah. You know what? I hope I never have a type of designer. Pamie: Well, I do, but it's Old Navy. And Delia's. I wear a lot of Delia's. I'm hoping for some sort of deal with them where they let me wear only their clothes and people ask who I'm wearing and I say Delia's and then I always have cute t-shirts. I'm a celebrity, right? If enough people click to Delia's and say they want to wear Delia's because Pamie wears Delia's, I can get free clothes, right? Stee: Are you doing an ad campaign during our recap? Pamie: I'm poor, Stee. I miss shopping. I want clothing. I act like I'm too cool for fashion because I'm unemployed. Because of our shitty job market. Because there's a war. I need free clothes. Stee: Oh, my God. Are you okay? Pamie: No. I'm currently wearing Delia's and pants by American Eagle. Stee: My shirt was in a Jetrag one-dollar bin and my pants I got for, like, five dollars because they were made at a sweatshop.

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