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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001
Stee: It is Macy Gray. Except for the stubble and the nipple ring.
Pamie: Even that. Oh, my God. If you hit mute right now I couldn't tell you which one that was.
Stee: No, absolutely not.
Pamie: Do you think he's mad that Macy Gray is becoming him and winning the awards?
Stee: No. You know what the difference is? She's a lot higher. Not much, but she's higher.
Pamie: Everybody in the Lenny Kravitz band looks like Macy Gray.
Stee: I like that it's shitty weather for him.
Pamie: And nobody can see him up there, right? He's just sort of singing all by himself up on that roof?
Stee: Will anyone tell if we fast-forward through the rest of Lenny Kravitz?
Pamie: Oh, no. I bet we could do that. Yay. Yay, TiVo.

Now the intro. While listing the performers and celebs, they show old photos of them as kids. Mick Jagger was pretty. Lil' Kim was not. They couldn't find a photo for Stephanie Seymour. What, there's Donald Trump? He's the "voice" of the awards. That's sad. He makes a joke about Renée Zellweger being able to do a better British accent than Madonna and Kathleen Turner. Huh? Renée is the host, and she comes out. She's sweaty and squinty and sickly skinny. Her titties have disappeared. Her chest looks like a boy's, but with more left over Jim Carrey semen on it than most. She introduces Hillary Clinton.

Stee: You know, Zoolander started on this show.
Pamie: Yeah, I know. I've never watched one of these before, though.
Stee: I think Zoolander was in '98.
Pamie: Yeah. Sure. Again, you know lots of things I never expect you to know. I'm not exactly sure what this is about. Is it for pretty people or musicians or models or....
Stee: Sure.
Pamie: What is this about?
Stee: It's about fashion. Like "Best Dressed"...um..."Best Dressed Guitarist From Red Hot Chili Peppers."
Pamie: Really?
Stee: "Best Dressed..."
Pamie: Then why is it all music?
Stee: Because it's VH1.
Pamie: Oh, right.
Stee: Josh Hartnett's high-school photo is from two years ago. They had to go way back to 2000.
Pamie: Ew. Renée Zellweger. Look she had a pouf-head back when she went to Katy High School.
Stee: Man, the writers took a long time trying to come up with the second part of the Renée intro. "Madonna and...aw, fuck it. Kathleen Turner just did The Graduate in London. We'll use her." Is she hosting?

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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001 Stee: It is Macy Gray. Except for the stubble and the nipple ring. Pamie: Even that. Oh, my God. If you hit mute right now I couldn't tell you which one that was. Stee: No, absolutely not. Pamie: Do you think he's mad that Macy Gray is becoming him and winning the awards? Stee: No. You know what the difference is? She's a lot higher. Not much, but she's higher. Pamie: Everybody in the Lenny Kravitz band looks like Macy Gray. Stee: I like that it's shitty weather for him. Pamie: And nobody can see him up there, right? He's just sort of singing all by himself up on that roof? Stee: Will anyone tell if we fast-forward through the rest of Lenny Kravitz? Pamie: Oh, no. I bet we could do that. Yay. Yay, TiVo. Now the intro. While listing the performers and celebs, they show old photos of them as kids. Mick Jagger was pretty. Lil' Kim was not. They couldn't find a photo for Stephanie Seymour. What, there's Donald Trump? He's the "voice" of the awards. That's sad. He makes a joke about Renée Zellweger being able to do a better British accent than Madonna and Kathleen Turner. Huh? Renée is the host, and she comes out. She's sweaty and squinty and sickly skinny. Her titties have disappeared. Her chest looks like a boy's, but with more left over Jim Carrey semen on it than most. She introduces Hillary Clinton.
Stee: You know, Zoolander started on this show. Pamie: Yeah, I know. I've never watched one of these before, though. Stee: I think Zoolander was in '98. Pamie: Yeah. Sure. Again, you know lots of things I never expect you to know. I'm not exactly sure what this is about. Is it for pretty people or musicians or models or.... Stee: Sure. Pamie: What is this about? Stee: It's about fashion. Like "Best Dressed"...um..."Best Dressed Guitarist From Red Hot Chili Peppers." Pamie: Really? Stee: "Best Dressed..." Pamie: Then why is it all music? Stee: Because it's VH1. Pamie: Oh, right. Stee: Josh Hartnett's high-school photo is from two years ago. They had to go way back to 2000. Pamie: Ew. Renée Zellweger. Look she had a pouf-head back when she went to Katy High School. Stee: Man, the writers took a long time trying to come up with the second part of the Renée intro. "Madonna and...aw, fuck it. Kathleen Turner just did The Graduate in London. We'll use her." Is she hosting?

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