Stee: That stupid-ass model is knocking. "Who is the funny guy?"
Pamie: "Hello? Are you fabulous?"
Stee: "Is it the tiny Johnny Carson in there?"
Pamie: "Who are you wearing, Talking Box?"
Stee: Stop thanking everyone. Oh, look I just fast-fowarded Marc Jacob's long-ass acceptance speech. Pamie: Oh. Stee: I hate it when that happens. Pamie: And now it'll be over. Stee: NO! What's happening? Pamie: What is she introducing? Stee: No! Pamie: Oh, NO! Why does every award show throw bigger piles of shit at us? Stee: Sugar Ray? Why? NO! Pamie: This can't be happening. When Sugar Ray is closing -- Stee: "When It's Over..." Pamie:-- you know that you're the nineteenth most important award show. Stee: Once again, you know what Sugar Ray means? Pamie: It's over. Stee: Fast-forward. Remember when we first heard this song on the radio? Pamie: And we kept singing "Shut the door, baby" over it. Stee: And "I just want to fly." Pamie: Right. Stee: All of the songs can be sung right over this one and you can add in Smash Mouth songs and Everclear songs. They're all the same damn song. Pamie: Shut the door, baby. Don't say a word. Trump thanks us and tells us to drive carefully.
Stee: Trump gives a shout-out to his dogz. Pamie: Look at that comb-over.Over credits, the photo booth. Renée is insanely drunk and giggles and slurs "wassup" to the booth when it talks to her. Chris Noth mugs and drinks. Marc Anthony. Mark Wahlberg. Lenny Kravitz plays with his afro. Lil' Kim sweetly talks. A female model knocks and says in a French accent, "Who is there?" all confused. We're confused too, French Model. We're confused, too.
Stee: Renée Zellweger's high. Pamie: They're going to play this three times in a row. We're watching the second airing, and they just said it's going on again. That's three times in a row. I didn't even know Mark Wahlberg was there. Stee: He didn't, either. You know that in his crew he has his own weed roller? There's a guy to make sure there are no stems in his joints. Pamie: "Hello? Hello! Who is funny in the box?" Stee: That stupid-ass model is knocking. "Who is the funny guy?" Pamie: "Hello? Are you fabulous?" Stee: "Is it the tiny Johnny Carson in there?" Pamie: "Who are you wearing, Talking Box?"