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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001
Pamie: I don't know. But why does Katharine Hepburn have to have an English accent?
Stee: Hee. Kathleen Turner.
Pamie:I mean, whatever.
Stee: Hepburn. Ha.
Pamie: But why does she have to have a British accent?
Stee: She doesn't. I think they made a mistake.
Pamie: So did we.
Stee: Renée has breastplates.
Pamie: Open your eyes, Renée. She does. No chest at all on her anymore. They've put makeup on her chest so it doesn't look so sad. Ew. Bones in a very ugly dress.
Stee: Thank God she lost all of that tremendous, sloppy weight, though. Good for her.
Pamie: It's like she's got a man chest. Scary bones in her shoulders. Oh, God. She has a man's body now. She's a man, baby, yeah! Look! Did you see her arms? She's got a man's torso.
Stee: Will you promise not to do Austin Powers when it comes out?
Pamie: Austin Powers is on this show? What is going on? Hillary Clinton!

Hillary comes out dressed in a black blazer with a puffy shirt underneath. It's hysterically ugly. She talks about New York and not giving up and somehow tries to spin this show to mean more than it really does, but it doesn't work. Man, that lady has a long way to go making New Yorkers not hate her. She wants the awards to encourage people to come visit New York. Yes, seeing Alicia Keys sing "Falling" once a-fucking-gain is going to make us want to hang in Manhattan. Exactly. She leaves.

Stee: She looks like Austin Powers. No, when Austin Powers comes out, will you promise not to...
Pamie: Oh, I don't.
Stee: You just did it.
Pamie: I know. But...Hillary Clinton's dressed like the mad hatter.
Stee: She's dressed like Austin Powers. It's the same suit.
Pamie: She's just happy people aren't booing her.
Stee:Because they don't know who she is.
Pamie: "Thank you for wearing clothes. Beautiful people!"
Stee: She said "represent."
Pamie: "This just in! VH1 Fashion Awards cancelled out of paralyzing fear!" Who would care?
Stee: Osama's never heard of the VH1 Fashion Awards.
Pamie: That shirt is hysterical. Remember when Jerry Seinfeld had to wear that shirt on the Today Show?
Stee: Huh huh. She said she just "came."
Pamie: She did.

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We're Too Sexy for This Recap

by Pamie October 28, 2001
The VH1/Vogue Fashion Awards 2001 Pamie: I don't know. But why does Katharine Hepburn have to have an English accent? Stee: Hee. Kathleen Turner. Pamie:I mean, whatever. Stee: Hepburn. Ha. Pamie: But why does she have to have a British accent? Stee: She doesn't. I think they made a mistake. Pamie: So did we. Stee: Renée has breastplates. Pamie: Open your eyes, Renée. She does. No chest at all on her anymore. They've put makeup on her chest so it doesn't look so sad. Ew. Bones in a very ugly dress. Stee: Thank God she lost all of that tremendous, sloppy weight, though. Good for her. Pamie: It's like she's got a man chest. Scary bones in her shoulders. Oh, God. She has a man's body now. She's a man, baby, yeah! Look! Did you see her arms? She's got a man's torso. Stee: Will you promise not to do Austin Powers when it comes out? Pamie: Austin Powers is on this show? What is going on? Hillary Clinton! Hillary comes out dressed in a black blazer with a puffy shirt underneath. It's hysterically ugly. She talks about New York and not giving up and somehow tries to spin this show to mean more than it really does, but it doesn't work. Man, that lady has a long way to go making New Yorkers not hate her. She wants the awards to encourage people to come visit New York. Yes, seeing Alicia Keys sing "Falling" once a-fucking-gain is going to make us want to hang in Manhattan. Exactly. She leaves.
Stee: She looks like Austin Powers. No, when Austin Powers comes out, will you promise not to... Pamie: Oh, I don't. Stee: You just did it. Pamie: I know. But...Hillary Clinton's dressed like the mad hatter. Stee: She's dressed like Austin Powers. It's the same suit. Pamie: She's just happy people aren't booing her. Stee:Because they don't know who she is. Pamie: "Thank you for wearing clothes. Beautiful people!" Stee: She said "represent." Pamie: "This just in! VH1 Fashion Awards cancelled out of paralyzing fear!" Who would care? Stee: Osama's never heard of the VH1 Fashion Awards. Pamie: That shirt is hysterical. Remember when Jerry Seinfeld had to wear that shirt on the Today Show? Stee: Huh huh. She said she just "came." Pamie: She did. Stee: And her shirt looks like a labia. Pamie: Nasty.

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