First to be measured is Julia. During measurements, Debbie mutters that she has a "granny butt," but Julia merely flutters her eyes. After she's measured, the doc and his "assistant" leave, and Minnillo explains that each contestant will be left alone, within reach of their fellow competitors' files to see whether they sneak a peak. Julia doesn't look, so she passes.
Next is CJ, whom Debbie informs has some funky feet. He does too! CJ says he'd be interested to see Debbie's feet, which she assures him are totally adorable. CJ, visibly ruffled, starts grilling Dr. Palmer about whether this method truly presents an accurate reading of someone's beauty. He then compares Dr. Palmer's career to crack-selling. Someone's a little defensive, methinks! CJ also resists looking at the charts of his colleagues, but when he gets back to the waiting room, he begins to trash Nurse Debbie for making fun of his feet.
Next is Laura, who doesn't fall prey to any of Debbie's taunts but does flip through some of the files, so therefore automatically fails. All the judges act duly horrified.
Chelsea is next up, and gets seriously beat up by nurse Debbie about her weight and the size of her hips, but she just giggles. I guess in light of the previous scene where she describes her struggles with her weight as a teen, we're supposed to feel sympathetic to her, but resist! Resist! She's the one who came on this godforsaken show to prove she is the most beautiful human on earth, so don't fall into her sad fat girl trap! She makes a reach for the files but stops herself and passes, as do Joel and Ashley. Hadiyyah-Lah, however, peruses her own and CJ's files and gets a big fat F.
Billy gets aces in his hotness measurements, even though Debbie tries to make him feel bad for being older than everyone else at a grizzled 31. He doesn't peek at the files. Monique also passes and is complimented on her perfect proportions despite being in actuality the weirdest-looking person of the bunch, so THHHPPPPPPP to Dr. Palmer's faultless methodology.
Ray gets complimented on his nice head of hair, which he takes to mean he's totally allowed to look through everyone's file. F for you, Ray!
The judges discuss what they've seen and Tiegs says that those who looked at the files aren't automatically out of the competition. WTF? Then what was the point of the challenge, fools? This show is stupid! Another teaser about who is about to face elimination as we head to commersh.