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To Miss Janice Dickinson, world's first supermodel, who threw her abusive father's heart medication out the window in a move that quite possibly contributed to his demise, who once fell off of a runway and onto Sophia Loren, who had the balls to say what everyone else on the Top Model panel was thinking ("In this photo you look like you have a penis"), to the delight of viewers everywhere, who might or might not be sticking to that recovery program, who is a member of the PTA and also one crazy-ass motherfucker, and who was unceremoniously fired after the fourth season of America's Next Top Model: TWoP salutes you for your years of service under a red-weave-wearing, rib-loving alien who you obviously kind of hated. It won't be the same without you. -- Potes

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Wasn't it exciting to have tons of insider information and know who was getting kicked off when on Season Four of America's Next Top Model? Well, it was until the spoilers turned out to be of the "fake-ass" variety. Thanks a lot, tiredgirl. -- Potes

The Way to Make Us Care, You Bastards! Award
To the pot-smoking vipers' nest of Alias writers who seemed to ENJOY fucking with us in the final thirty seconds of the season closer. Man, what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall during THAT discussion. "Dude. This season sucked. How can we save it in the eleventh hour?" "We can't, dude. And it didn't suck entirely -- it had some up moments." "Oh, man, dude, don't bring up the Hot Sisters of Sex episode AGAIN." "Whatever, dude. Hey, how about we bring Lena Fucking Olin back?" "Oh, right, because the last three thousand times Jaybrams asked her to come back she was just...in the toilet and unable to come to the phone?" "Dude. Did YOU see Darkness? Girlfriend needs some WORK." "Good point. So...what? Lena comes back. That all you got?" "Hmmmm...pass the bong." "Car crash?" "Oooh! Car crash! Jack and Sloane crash into...Irina and Sydney?" "No, dude. SOMEONE UNSEEN crashes into Vaughn and Sydney just as --" "They're about to do it?" "Oh, for god's sake, dude. Is that ALL you think about?" "What? It could happen." "No, it couldn't." "Okay, so, what if...OHMIGOD. WHAT IF MICHAEL VAUGHN ISN'T MICHAEL VAUGHN?" "Dude. We can-NOT mess with the canon like that!" "Oh, he's still the character, that's just not his name anymore only no one will know that until midway through next season and they'll all have to tune in to week after week of Sydney freaking that she's been impregnated by SOMEONE ELSE and and and --" "Dude. No more frappuccino for you. And don't bogart the bong, homie." -- Erin

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TWoP Staff Special Achievement Awards

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TWoP Staff Special Achievement Awards

To Miss Janice Dickinson, world's first supermodel, who threw her abusive father's heart medication out the window in a move that quite possibly contributed to his demise, who once fell off of a runway and onto Sophia Loren, who had the balls to say what everyone else on the Top Model panel was thinking ("In this photo you look like you have a penis"), to the delight of viewers everywhere, who might or might not be sticking to that recovery program, who is a member of the PTA and also one crazy-ass motherfucker, and who was unceremoniously fired after the fourth season of America's Next Top Model: TWoP salutes you for your years of service under a red-weave-wearing, rib-loving alien who you obviously kind of hated. It won't be the same without you. -- Potes

Best Punking of a Forum
Wasn't it exciting to have tons of insider information and know who was getting kicked off when on Season Four of America's Next Top Model? Well, it was until the spoilers turned out to be of the "fake-ass" variety. Thanks a lot, tiredgirl. -- Potes

The Way to Make Us Care, You Bastards! Award
To the pot-smoking vipers' nest of Alias writers who seemed to ENJOY fucking with us in the final thirty seconds of the season closer. Man, what I wouldn't give to have been a fly on the wall during THAT discussion. "Dude. This season sucked. How can we save it in the eleventh hour?" "We can't, dude. And it didn't suck entirely -- it had some up moments." "Oh, man, dude, don't bring up the Hot Sisters of Sex episode AGAIN." "Whatever, dude. Hey, how about we bring Lena Fucking Olin back?" "Oh, right, because the last three thousand times Jaybrams asked her to come back she was just...in the toilet and unable to come to the phone?" "Dude. Did YOU see Darkness? Girlfriend needs some WORK." "Good point. So...what? Lena comes back. That all you got?" "Hmmmm...pass the bong." "Car crash?" "Oooh! Car crash! Jack and Sloane crash into...Irina and Sydney?" "No, dude. SOMEONE UNSEEN crashes into Vaughn and Sydney just as --" "They're about to do it?" "Oh, for god's sake, dude. Is that ALL you think about?" "What? It could happen." "No, it couldn't." "Okay, so, what if...OHMIGOD. WHAT IF MICHAEL VAUGHN ISN'T MICHAEL VAUGHN?" "Dude. We can-NOT mess with the canon like that!" "Oh, he's still the character, that's just not his name anymore only no one will know that until midway through next season and they'll all have to tune in to week after week of Sydney freaking that she's been impregnated by SOMEONE ELSE and and and --" "Dude. No more frappuccino for you. And don't bogart the bong, homie." -- Erin

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