What was Dr. Drew like?
Warren: You know, as you can imagine, the guy's incredibly professional, but the most surprising thing about him is that he's got a really chiseled physique. I mean, the dude works out. And I'm not kidding. I guess you gotta be in shape, in case you gotta wrestle Jeff Conaway to the ground or something, I don't know, but he can take you in a fight. The most awkward thing about us was that I figured he was this TV and radio show doctor. I didn't know that he was actually legitimate; like, the guy had a diploma. So when I realized that he was actually expecting me to stop drinking and do 12 Steps, I was like, "This guy's Method!" Y'know? I'm thinking I'm pretty screwed here. Sure enough, he takes this rehab thing, like, waaaay serious. So that was kind of a bummer.
Will we be seeing any crossovers with other MTV shows? Jersey Shore, for instance?
Warren: Oh, yes, much as I'd love to be associated with each and every one of those programs -- diamonds in the rough, all! Oh, God... Look, I've seen a lot of the Jersey Shore crew at press functions lately, and I dunno, MTV probably has us share the same corporate Valtrex prescription, but, y'know, our shows shoot on separate coasts... I suppose I wouldn't mind a crossover with Jersey Shore, maybe, because I kinda think I've got a shot at Nicole. Snooki's my height, she likes to party, and I'm pretty sure if she gets too clingy I can just ditch 'er her at the mall. She'd never find me. She's a sweet kid, but it's kind of leaving a puppy by the side of the road. But sure, sure, look if it'd please the network, I'm here for them. I'm a whore for them.
What was the last good movie you saw in theaters?
Warren: Movies are tough. I've been banned from a lot of L.A. theaters. It's a puppet thing: we don't wear pants, strange stuff gets me aroused, and once you've woken the monster there's only one way to banish him back to Hell, so... I got thrown out of Avatar. The 3-D gave me such a headache I just wanted to rub one out and take a nap.
What TV do you watch, if any?
Warren: Y'know, I don't watch a lot, I usually put in an old VHS of one of my shows to relive better days, or pour salt in old wounds. But I do like any of these shows about real or desperate housewives. I'm sorta into MILFs. Being a divorcé myself, I just really like my sex bitter and angry. I'd love to get Kate Gosselin in a closet, just give her an outlet for all that frustration. But other than that, I'm not so entertained by mainstream media.