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What It Feels Like For a Girl by Madonna

Close-up on Madonna holding some cash. As she walks away, you see the crumpled body of ATM Man on the ground. Close-up on Madonna smiling. She walks over to the yellow car, dropping cash because it's not important at all. The tasing is really what it's all about. Madonna's keeping it real.

The yellow car speeds off again. Close-up on Madonna blinking.

Now we're at a drive-in restaurant. Madonna's still-perfect yellow car pulls up, but the trunk popped open during the last getaway and now it's closed. She must have made the old lady run and close it while Madonna ordered. There's also a cop car parked at the restaurant. The cops stand with drinks and look suspiciously at the car. A woman brings a tray of drinks over to Madonna. Madonna leans out the car window and shoves the handful of cash into the waitress's apron. The waitress doesn't look at the money, so she doesn't see that half of the cash actually falls to the ground. She makes a face that looks like, "My nose hurts and the scary lady put her hand in my pants," and walks off. Get the cash, girl. Finders keepers.

The cop chews his food and watches Madonna. Madonna sips her drink. Now we get to watch as the goddess actually digests food. Pan over to the old lady, who's also sipping her straw. Comedy, Ritchie-style. The cops keep watching and eating, so Madonna starts the car and drives. For the first time, we see damage to the front of the car. Brazenly, with the cops watching, Madonna Grease-Lightings the side of a parked car as she pulls forward. The cops stand in a line and watch Madonna drive, unable to do anything about this crime because...well, she's Madonna. And because the old lady reminds the lead cop that he hasn't called his mother in a long time and he's quickly entering a shame spiral. The other one has a great "I'm a cop" mustache going on. Madonna stares back at them and chews. She looks good when she chews. The yellow car again hits the same car as it pulls out. Those are some effective cops right there.

Madonna stops the car, looks behind her, and backs up. The cops both turn, to the beat, and look at her. The car keeps backing up. Madonna turns and looks at the old lady. The old lady is still staring straight ahead. We now see that she has a wicked overbite, because overbites are funny. Close-up on the gun in Madonna's hand. She holds it up.

In unison, the two cops lean into the passenger side window. The old lady continues to look straight ahead. Close-up on the gun pointed at the cops. Madonna holds it and fires.

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What It Feels Like For a Girl by Madonna Close-up on Madonna holding some cash. As she walks away, you see the crumpled body of ATM Man on the ground. Close-up on Madonna smiling. She walks over to the yellow car, dropping cash because it's not important at all. The tasing is really what it's all about. Madonna's keeping it real. The yellow car speeds off again. Close-up on Madonna blinking. Now we're at a drive-in restaurant. Madonna's still-perfect yellow car pulls up, but the trunk popped open during the last getaway and now it's closed. She must have made the old lady run and close it while Madonna ordered. There's also a cop car parked at the restaurant. The cops stand with drinks and look suspiciously at the car. A woman brings a tray of drinks over to Madonna. Madonna leans out the car window and shoves the handful of cash into the waitress's apron. The waitress doesn't look at the money, so she doesn't see that half of the cash actually falls to the ground. She makes a face that looks like, "My nose hurts and the scary lady put her hand in my pants," and walks off. Get the cash, girl. Finders keepers. The cop chews his food and watches Madonna. Madonna sips her drink. Now we get to watch as the goddess actually digests food. Pan over to the old lady, who's also sipping her straw. Comedy, Ritchie-style. The cops keep watching and eating, so Madonna starts the car and drives. For the first time, we see damage to the front of the car. Brazenly, with the cops watching, Madonna Grease-Lightings the side of a parked car as she pulls forward. The cops stand in a line and watch Madonna drive, unable to do anything about this crime because...well, she's Madonna. And because the old lady reminds the lead cop that he hasn't called his mother in a long time and he's quickly entering a shame spiral. The other one has a great "I'm a cop" mustache going on. Madonna stares back at them and chews. She looks good when she chews. The yellow car again hits the same car as it pulls out. Those are some effective cops right there. Madonna stops the car, looks behind her, and backs up. The cops both turn, to the beat, and look at her. The car keeps backing up. Madonna turns and looks at the old lady. The old lady is still staring straight ahead. We now see that she has a wicked overbite, because overbites are funny. Close-up on the gun in Madonna's hand. She holds it up. In unison, the two cops lean into the passenger side window. The old lady continues to look straight ahead. Close-up on the gun pointed at the cops. Madonna holds it and fires.

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