Ten Pounds of Geekiness Is a Five Pound Bag
I was planning on staying for both The Incredible Hulk and The Spirit panels, but I need to eat every eight hours or so and I simply had to leave. I hear the entire audience for The Spirit was filled with overly hormonal Eva Mendes stalkers and ardent Frank Miller fans. Personally, I was more interested in seeing the MTV News Correspondent Kurt Loder in person. Dude must be kept in the same hyperbaric chamber as Dick Clark -- it's freaky! But anyway, I left. I couldn't take it anymore. Feel free to send me nasty emails about my failures as a correspondent. I will send you photos of my poor starved and desiccated body. Well, no, I actually won't. But you try being locked in a theater for five and a half hours and see how you like it!