Mindy: (8:13:17 PM): The Love Guru sets society back several hundred years.
Lauren: (8:13:46 PM): My beer just got excited.
Mindy: (8:13:52 PM): Uh oh!
Lauren: (8:13:54 PM): And... foamed over!
Mindy: (8:14:15 PM): Is this Usher thing a parody or what?
Lauren: (8:14:16 PM): I am gonna need to administer intravenous beer.
Mindy: (8:14:31 PM): It was a commercial for the thing we're already watching?
Lauren: (8:14:33 PM): Because I am really shaken by that cockroach encounter.
Lauren: (8:14:48 PM): Did they just make a fisting joke? This is SCANDALOUS.
Mindy: (8:14:55 PM): Danny McBride needs to be more famous.
Lauren: (8:14:56 PM): Foot fist way.
Lauren: (8:15:03 PM): I'd bleep him.
Mindy: (8:15:06 PM): No! You are dirty!
Lauren: (8:15:17 PM): Bleep = sing to.
Mindy: (8:15:49 PM): Hahaha this is kind of funny. Illiteracy makes me laugh.
Lauren: (8:15:52 PM): You know what else is hilarious? Cancer!
Angel: (8:16:12 PM): This is really, really bad.
Mindy: (8:16:28 PM): Cancer! That's hilarious! I'm sad. (pointless Jerri Blank reference). It really is.
Angel: (8:16:37 PM): And more shilling.
Mindy: (8:16:51 PM): You know where I'm never sending you, Lauren? War.
Angel: (8:17:00 PM): That Matt Damon scene where he beat the guy with a book... that was incredible.
Mindy: (8:17:04 PM): And yes, I have the power to send people to war.
Mindy: (8:17:08 PM): It really was.
Angel: (8:17:08 PM): Which means that it probably won't win.
Lauren: (8:17:10 PM): If I don't get eaten by a giant cockroach I am gonna go see that Stepbrothers movie.
Lauren: (8:17:24 PM): This fighting is making me feel upset.
Lauren: (8:17:27 PM): ohhh... James Franco. Hello there.
Lauren: (8:17:44 PM): There is way too much ambient noise happening right now.
Mindy: (8:17:52 PM): It's nice that Will Ferrell dressed up.
Lauren: (8:17:58 PM): That is exactly what I was gonna say.
Lauren: (8:18:24 PM): I have not heard of either of those dudes.
Mindy: (8:18:28 PM): Wasn't Never Back Down an MTV Films movie?
Lauren: (8:19:04 PM): Don't thank your gym ok?
Mindy: (8:19:32 PM): Chigurh!
Lauren: (8:19:43 PM): Did you just see that? There was a guy in a wig following them off the stage.
Mindy: (8:19:49 PM): Yes'm.
Lauren: (8:20:03 PM): Liv Tyler is on drugs and/or illiterate.