More to Love
More to Love

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Sara M: C- | 1207 USERS: B-
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Tali is third to face the torture. Good wife: Melissa. Bad wife: Kristian and Lauren. If they aren't going to show how everyone voted, then there is no point to this. Lauren says she doesn't think Luke and Tali have much in common, personality-wise. I would have to vote "bad wife" as well, simply because I have no idea who this Tali person is. Was she there last week? Lauren continues her interview that the remaining women can't cook a pizza in a microwave, so how could they handle a man and future children and stuff? First of all, they shouldn't be eating pizzas if they're going to need to be alive for as long as possible for their children's sake. And second of all, stop trying to pretend that you have valid reasons for saying everyone is a bad wife, Lauren. We all know your game.

Anna is next. Bad wife: Lauren and Melissa. We don't see any other votes, because Anna might as well not exist this week.

The random girl goes fifth and puts her arm around Emme. Don't touch the host, random girl. You don't even have a name. Bad wife: Kristian, Lauren (SHOCKER!), Melissa, and Malissa. Good wife: Heather, Tali, and Anna. I must also give the random girl a bad wife score because it's hard to be there for your husband when you are invisible. Anna says she doesn't think the random girl has shown enough of herself to Luke. Or to us.

Malissa's next. Bad wife: Kristian and Lauren. Good wife: Melissa, Tali, and Anna. Kristian says Malissa seems high-maintenance and selfish. Malissa doesn't seem to care.

Lauren's up. This should be good. Bad wife: random girl, Malissa, and Heather (I think that's the only person she's given a bad wife vote to). Good wife: Tali and Anna. What? I demand to see everyone's disc! Also, Tali and Anna are suckers for giving Lauren a good wife after she was determined not to do the same for anyone else. Random girl says Lauren is strong, but her "vulgarity" is "up the roof." Up the roof? Is that like raising the roof? Wouldn't that be a good thing, then? Also, why does Malissa's disc now say "good wife?"

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