I'm not sure what day it is now, because Kristian's wearing the same shirt she's worn this whole time. So either this all took place on the same day, or she's wearing the same shirt every day, or she has a closet full of the exact same shirt, like on cartoons. No, wait -- I think everyone else is wearing the same clothes, too. So I'm lost. Anyway, it's time for Heather's alone date, much to everyone else's chagrin. Heather reports to a room full of dresses that have to be left over from last week's prom date, where she's told she gets to pick whichever one she wants. "I felt really special that Luke set this up for me," Heather interviews. She has to know that Luke has no input on any of these dates, right? He's not writing the show. Unlike Lauren. For the bajillionth time, someone on this show says that she feels ugly because she's fat and really appreciates finding a man who thinks big is beautiful.

Melissa returns from her date and now everyone is wearing different clothes. The girls act excited to see her and ask what she did on her date. "Belly-dancing," Melissa answers. "That is freaking hilarious!" either Anna or Mandy say, which I'm pretty sure isn't meant nicely. Kristian only wants to know what Luke looked like belly dancing. Then Heather appears in her new gown and totally steals Melissa's thunder. This show should just be called Fuck You, Melissa! at this point. Melissa now feels like Heather got a better date than she did. Don't complain -- six other girls didn't get a date at all.

Heather walks outside and meets Luke. They limo off to a castle. But not a real castle, 'cause it's Los Angeles. A cheesy castle that was probably built thirty years ago. They walk out on the balcony, and Luke says he "can't get over this view." Heather agrees that it's very pretty. "I was talking about you," Luke says. I laughed so hard at that line that I scared my roommate's cats. Heather also laughs with a slightly disappointed "oooh," because she thought Luke was so great and it turns out that he's a cheeseball beyond cheeseballs. And then kissing. Heather says that Luke makes her feel like no other guy has. He says he wants to be "that special guy" for her. And the other seven girls in the house, let's not forget!