More to Love
More to Love

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The date is soon over and the ladies return to the house, where the other four demand to hear about their date. Meanwhile, Luke has spotted his cupcakes, and Kristian is outraged that the four girls made Luke food, to the point that she nearly strangles Heather before catching herself and playing it off like a joke. But it was not a joke, and everyone knows it. Kristian interviews that she didn't appreciate the other girls stealing her thunder, even though for that to happen she would have to have some thunder to steal.

The next day, it's Malissa's turn for a date. Luke says they'll be going in a helicopter together, and this will be an "adventurous" date. It sure is! I wouldn't go anywhere near a helicopter with someone who weighed over 250 pounds. It's not about me discriminating against fat people -- it's about me not wanting to fall out of the sky. Not falling out of the sky is really important to me. Malissa is thrilled to get a solo date, while the other girls are pissed off and jealous. Ha! Malissa limos to an airfield and meets Luke at a helicopter. They kiss as it lifts off. Luke interviews that he's having stronger and stronger feelings for Malissa's boobs. And since no date on this show is complete without alcohol, the helicopter soon lands at a vineyard. There's also a table with lots of food, and Luke toasts to "riding on the clouds with my girl Malissa." "Aww!" Malissa says, as if that wasn't really cheesy like everything else Luke says. Seriously, his mouth would be a cheese factory if it hadn't been cited by the health department for being a breeding ground for whatever communicable diseases he's caught by kissing ten different women in one day. Luke and Malissa talk about how they have a connection and stuff. They kiss, and then pour a bowl of some kind of gravy onto their lunches.

Back at the big house, the three remaining girls get a group date with Luke, which sucks for them. Except for Heather, since she's already had two solo dates with Luke. It looks like they're going to the beach with Luke tomorrow, and that pisses them off even more. Tali complains that every date she has with Luke puts her in a bathing suit. Meanwhile, Tali looks so much better in her interview footage than the reality footage! How does that happen? Maybe it's because in the reality footage she's wearing unflattering glasses and too much make-up?

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