Back at the vineyard, Luke and Malissa take a walk so they can make out while lying on a blanket. Luke pops the cork out of bottle of wine because he thinks that makes him look really sexy, and Malissa interviews that she might be falling in love with him. I think it's just too much wine.
After the break, the producers have handed Luke and Malissa a bicycle built for two. Neither one is thrilled about it, but they do manage to get on it and ride for a while. They ride past horses. Luke complains that the brakes on the bike aren't very good. Apparently not, as they've driven all the way to Africa and are now riding past zebras. And then Luke breaks the bike. He says his weight causes things like this to happen often, although it can't be all that often since he's only been fat for like three years. With no bike, they have nothing left to do but make out under a tree and then limo back home. Malissa says this is probably the best date of her life and Luke seems to agree that it was a great time. Meanwhile, they don't appear to get a helicopter back to the big house -- just the limo.
Back at home, the other girls want to know what Malissa and Luke did. Malissa tells them, and they're all super-jealous. Especially Anna. Malissa says the date was so romantic that she can't help but falling in love with Luke. Ominous piano music plays as Krazy Kristian's face falls. "Are you?" she asks. She interviews basically doubting that Malissa is really in love with Luke or knows what love is, as if Kristian does herself. At least Malissa had an actual solo date with Luke before saying she was in love with him.
With that, everyone heads for the hot tub. Tali is clothed in a black shawl because she's sick of being in a bathing suit on this show, dammit! Kristian says she came on this show to find someone she's in love with, and Luke is that person. But maybe he doesn't feel that way about her. She says that, but I don't think she really believes it's true. Heather starts crying that she doesn't like hearing other girls say they're in love with Luke because it makes her think Luke will think she doesn't like him as much as they do. Heather interviews that she's not in love with Luke yet, and he might not want to wait for her to fall when he has Malissa or Kristian who already have. Worry not, Heather! Kristian is Krazy, and Malissa only "fell in love" with Luke because he whisked her off to a vineyard on a helicopter, which he could not and would not do in real life.