The next day, it's time for the beach with Heather, Tali, and Anna! But it's not very fun, mostly because Tali and Anna are invisible now and thus unable to carry on much of a conversation. So Luke offers to let them apply sunblock to his massiveness. Luke takes his shirt off and says "whoooo! Man-boobs are out!" "This guy sounds like a douchebag!" my roommate screams from the other room. Yes, roommate, he is. And also he was probably better off with the cheesy pick-up lines about the view than trying to turn girls on by extolling the virtues of his man-boobs. The girls rub Luke down with sunblock, although at the end there it looks like Heather is more interested in fooling around with Anna than Luke. Nice. They can get it on while Luke and Tali have some alone time. Tali says she's feeling jealous, which is unusual for her. Yes, it must be difficult to have emotions when you don't really exist. She says that she really cares about Luke and that their conversations seem to go much deeper than what he talks about with the other girls. When did Tali and Luke ever have one conversation? She sidles up to his man-boobs and then they kiss. Luke interviews that Tali must be a deep person who cares a lot about him for it to take such a long time for her to open up to him.
Back at the big house, Kristian is staking her claim on Luke. She feels like her boyfriend is hanging out with other girls right now, and she's sure they're trying to touch his irresistible man-boob-laden body.
Meanwhile, Luke and Anna take a float out on the water together. Anna complains about how the other girls are always talking about how they're in love with Luke. This backfires on her, as he asks if she could fall in love with him and she doesn't answer him. She says she doesn't want to get married immediately, because to her marriage is supposed to last forever. Luke says he agrees with this, and then butters her up by saying she's gorgeous and fun to be around before making out with her. Luke looks like a bad kisser to me.
While Tali and Anna play invisible volleyball, Heather gets her alone time with Luke. She complains about how Malissa had a really awesome alone date last night, as if Heather hasn't had two of them herself. Luke interviews that he thought Heather was more confident than to be jealous of Malissa's date. He's not sure if his relationship with Heather is progressing like it should. I'll bet that won't stop him from making out with her, though!