Luke talks to invisible Anna, who makes sure to tell him how awesome she thinks he is and how she's totally falling for him, etc. etc.Meanwhile, Kristian says she's going to put everything on the line and tell Luke she loves him. And then she does it, but so lamely. "I'm going to tell you the same phrase in three languages. I want to see if you understand" she begins. Ugh, what a freaking teacher she is. LOL though, Luke claims he knows Spanish but thinks "te amo, mi amor" means "you are my love." Kristian says she's falling deeply in love with Luke and he's amazing and she's crazy, blah blah blah. "I trust you with my heart," she says, because that way she can guilt him into keeping her for yet another round. What happened to that big hot tub fight she was supposed to have with everyone in last week's previews? So lame. Luke says he's "touched" by Kristian's confession but he does not say he loves her back. Instead, he interviews that he's "flattered." That's what you say when a little kid says she loves you. Not a full-grown woman you're supposed to be dating.
Kristian talks to Tali about what just happened, most likely because Tali happened to be there and got sucked into Kristian's world. Kristian says that Luke told her he cares about her and she's in love with him and now Tali feels a lot less confident than she did before. Which is pretty much what Kristian wanted. Tali says that everyone in the house is "so confused" about Kristian's emotions and the way she chooses to express them. Quick! Everyone get in the hot tub and fight it out like the previews! Tali marches over to Luke, who looks surprised to see her. I guess he doesn't like it when the woman steps up and takes initiative to talk to him after all. Inside the house, the other five women watch Tali from afar. Kristian is not happy about this whatsoever. Tali tells Luke what Kristian said to her, and he says it's true, that he does care for Kristian. Tali says she's "developing feelings" for the man that Kristian loves. Then she mumbles something that I have to get up and turn the closed captioning on to figure out what it is, which just makes me dislike Tali. Okay, she said "maybe I shouldn't be in the picture." Great! LEAVE. Luke's confused as to why Tali is suddenly acting like she didn't know she was going on a show where she'd be competing against several women for one man. Tali says Kristian made her feel less confident about her relationship with Luke. Luke tells her to stop worrying about what anyone except him and her heart say. But she really shouldn't listen to Luke either, because he's full of crap, saying that he has "deep feelings" for all six remaining girls. With that, everyone takes a seat inside. Luke says he's really struggling with this.Hey! It's Emme! And it only took her forty-eight minutes to show up with that "I hate my life" stare of hers. She passes the ring bowl around as Heather interviews that she hopes she gets her ring back because it's hard to find a guy who likes her because she's fat. I am starting a drinking game. Because if I'm going to have to hear about how wonderful it is to meet a guy who doesn't judge her on her weight like every single other man in the world does over and over and over again I might as well have fun doing it. Also, is that a tattoo on Kristian's back? I did not think she was cool enough for a tattoo. And you really don't have to be all that cool to get a tattoo these days, either. Maybe it's a permanent restraining order from the last guy she instantly fell in love with?