The first ring goes to Tali. I'm not surprised. The question now is, will Emme cuckoo-clock out from behind the fern to announce that only one ring remains? Guess not, because Luke calls Malissa forward. I really thought he was going to keep Mandy. I guess boobs>beards. Emme appears to tell Mandy it's time to say her good-byes. Because she's had fuck all to do today, Emme makes the effort to put a hand on Luke's back in an attempt to appear sympathetic or something. It only lasts a second and then she's back in the forest. Luke says it broke his heart to see how upset Mandy was because he really does care about her. He walks her out and says that he really thinks he was supposed to meet her. "I don't know what to say," Mandy says. Instead, she sobs. In the limo, she gets a little exit interview where she says that she really thought she was going to be the last woman standing and she was looking forward to having Luke as a husband and the father of her children. "I just feel lost. I feel really lost," she says. Aw, Mandy, don't cry. It's okay. You might feel lost right now, but by no means are you a loser. Because you don't have to be on this embarrassing show anymore.

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