This show continues to disgust me. Let's see what they've got in store this week! Luke is in his manly bachelor pad pool house, where he decides that his own man's opinion about the girls isn't enough, and he wants a woman's perspective, too. So he asked Emme to help him out. No, not to give him her opinions on the ladies -- which is a shame because it would have been funny and given her something to do besides appear in the hallway, say three words, and then vanish for a half hour -- but to round up the girls for a "special event." Yeah, I'm sure Luke thought of this all on his own. I'd like to see him actually ask Emme to do something for him and see how that went over. Emme tells the girls that Luke wants to know who would make a good wife for him and who would make a bad one. Lauren positively glows with pleasure at how much fun this is going to be for her. Each contestant gets a cheesy giant promise-ring-looking disc thing that says "good wife" on one side and "bad wife" on the other. Melissa doesn't know if she'll be able to handle being judged on her personality, since it's all she has because she's fat. First of all: not true. Second of all: then don't go on a reality show. Because you will be judged. A lot.

Krazy Kristian stands up first. Bad wife (a.k.a. people who have way too much faith in the on-set security): Lauren, Melissa, Tali. Good wife (a.k.a. people who don't want to be stabbed in their sleep tonight): Heather. We don't know what Malissa, Anna, or that other girl I don't recognize because Kristian gets all the screentime said. Lauren says Kristian is too "emotionally unstable" for a serious relationship, and somehow manages to look completely sincere and only concerned for Kristian's welfare as she says it. Tali says that Kristian has "some work to do" in terms of how she handles adversity and stress. And now Kristian is crying. Seriously? If I stood in front of a bunch of people I barely knew and they said those things to me, I wouldn't be all that upset about it. Especially if those people had obvious ulterior motives. But I am sane and Kristian is not, so she's really hurt and worried that Luke thinks she's crazy, too. Can't imagine why he would think that!

Heather is next, and her reviews are more favorable. Good wife: Malissa, that random girl, Anna, Tali, Kristian, and Melissa. Bad Wife: Lauren, because she's going to say that about everyone (girlfriend wants to WIN the hand of that douchebag). Anna says that Heather is bubbly and fun. Even Malissa likes Heather, and she was a bitch two weeks ago. Lauren has a point to make: this isn't about who is a good or bad person, but who would be a good or bad wife for Luke. And in regards to Heather, while Lauren acknowledges that she's "fun," there's more to being a wife than that. Lauren then interviews that she's a better wife than any of them, even though she isn't married.