Earl can't believe Little Chubby is Dodge's dad, but Darnell thinks that explains why Dodge is already getting a mustache. Earl points out that this is a gold mine, since Dodge is the heir to the Chubby empire. Joy says Earl better not tell anyone, because she tried to tell Little Chubby when she first found out she was pregnant with his child. She went into Club Chubby to wait for him, but before she could tell him, another lady told him she was pregnant with his baby. He offered the lady a one-way bus ticket or a gun. She chose the bus ticket and ran off. Joy decided to raise Dodge on her own. Earl: "By tricking me into marrying you? And making me support you?" He reminds her that he did time for stealing a Diaper Genie, adding, "Which, by the way, there's nothing magic about it; it's just crap in a bag." Earl says Joy needs to tell Little Chubby, who is slightly kinder and gentler than he used to be, after the ball-kicking then ball surgery then deciding to be nicer. Earl can't believe Joy can't remember that episode, since she loves ball stories. She says she's not telling, but Earl says this could make Dodge's life better, and all of their lives easier. She tells him to leave it alone, and kicks him out.
Even though Joy told Earl to leave it alone, we all know he just couldn't do that. He heads to Club Chubby, where Randy digs into the buffet. Gross. When they ring Little Chubby's door bell, he sees them with his surveillance camera and greets them by name through the door. Then he opens up and tells Randy not to eat the buffet shrimp, which come from Camden Lake and actually glow in the dark. Randy checks it out, and they do. In Little Chubby's office, there's a wall of TVs, and Randy thinks all of the shows are boring. Chubby says they're not shows, but surveillance cameras, which he has all over town. He shows them what's going on in the kitchen at Chubby's Pulled Pork: A cook grabs a hot dog bun and unzips his pants. Randy narrates the rest for us: The guy puts his real wiener in a hot dog bun. Chubby's all, "Yeah, that's my cook," and explains that he sometimes tricks people into putting mustard and relish on it. Randy would like to keep it on this channel, please.
Earl and Randy sit down, but Randy doesn't stop watching the show. Little Chubby explains this didn't used to be an office, but a butcher shop. He tricked it out and spent all his time here. There's a guy in a glass-doored meat locker asking to be let out. Chubby says he didn't change everything, because sometimes a refrigerated meat locker comes in handy. Then he tells the guy in the fridge that he'll maybe think twice next time before leaning against his car. Earl interrupts, "Uh, Little Chubby?" Little Chubby says he knows what Earl's thinking: Why is he acting like a douchebag again? "Well, there's a simple explanation for that: I'm a douchebag again." Apparently, Little Chubby found out his business was no place for a nice guy. He figured this out by hiring an old lady as a stripper because he was too nice to tell her no. Then she fell and broke her pelvis, and the customers fled.