Earl asks if he just started acting mean, and Chubby says he tried that but was hormonally incapable, so he got a ball transplant. He says you can get any type you want, so he got bull balls, which are huge. He says it's a lot of fun, although all hell breaks loose if a cow lifts its tail. Gross. Chubby lowers the temperature in the fridge to 32 degrees, and then asks why Randy and Earl are here. Randy stammers they just came to show him his new watch. Who knew Randy was the smart one? But Earl tells Chubby that if he's worried he can't have a kid, he can. Chubby says he can have a kid anytime he wants, though it might turn out to be a minotaur. Then he also says that woman said she was on the pill. Earl says he hadn't told him who it was. Chubby says it doesn't matter, but if Earl leaves this alone, he'll leave him alone. If he doesn't leave him alone... he flashes the flask in his waistband. Oops. Then he flashes his gun.
Catalina's cleaning off the buffet glass when Randy asks if someone sneezed on it, and she says, pointedly, "No." See why buffets should not be in strip clubs? Earl asks for her help proving Little Chubby is Dodge's dad. They needs his DNA, though Earl has to explain to Randy what DNA is (his explanation: "no two people's boogers are exactly alike; they're like snowflakes"). Catalina says she can't help, because Little Chubby would ruin her life if he knew, and there are cameras everywhere. Catalina says she needs for it to look like he's a customer, so she's going to stick her hand down his pants, then he needs to give her a twenty. She does the hand-in-pants part, and after a few seconds Earl tells her he has no money.