Elsewhere in Camden (still in the flashback), Darnell's walking Mr. Turtle on a leash outside. Darnell's swarmed by bees and is forced inside a phone booth. He invites Catalina in with him when the bees swarm her, too. She walks inside and says she just got to this country and is already invited into someone's home. She assumes Darnell must be rich because he has a phone. Oh, what a completely unfunny "Mexico is filled with poor, ignorant people" joke.

Back at the Crab Shack, Joy's trying to impress Earl with a guy named Phil who does mortgages -- and whom she's slept with. Earl knows Phil, and knows he has a fake arm. He pulls it off, and Joy's horrified, having somehow overlooked it when they slept together. Just then Jason Priestley comes in wearing a preppy striped collared shirt and a backpack. Earl voiceovers that this is his cousin, Blake, who he can't stand ever since their moms took them both to try modeling for a backpack catalog. Earl couldn't keep his eyes open in the photos, so Blake was chosen as the backpack model. Earl's never measured up to him since. Joy says Blake's not here because he's Earl's cousin. He's here because he's in her book. And now Earl realizes Joy can do better than him. Joy walks off to talk to Blake, and Randy tells Earl that it says "Gi-mungo!" next to Blake's name in the book. Blake comes over and tells Earl he looks surprised to see him, like he just found out he boned his wife -- a look Blake gets a lot, apparently. He assumes Earl's still a loser and a thief, and he's still "rockin' the model thing." He struts around with his backpack, looking like an even bigger dork than he already did, as he says this. Earl voiceovers that he has to do something fast since Blake's better than him at everything.