Earl says his motto at that time was to set something on fire when things were bad, so he starts a fire in the bathroom trash can and yells to everyone that there's a fire, and they should run for their lives. But they find out that killer bees await them outside, and they choose fire. Blake tells Joy not to worry; he'll protect her. Earl shuts the bathroom door and actually does light his shirt on fire. We get a commercial. Will we ever know if Earl survives the bathroom fire?
Back from break, we see that he did survive. He's now sitting at the bar watching the killer bees on the news and turning occasionally to watch Joy "canoodle" with Blake. Earl tells us that Blake's backpack is worth more than Earl's car. Just then Blake stands up and tells everyone in the room not to worry because he comes prepared as if he's a Boy Scout, adding "a Boy Scout that's a handsome professional backpack model with his own condo." Earl tells Blake he can take care of Joy himself, and she says he's just jealous. He high-pitches that he's not, but just wants to protect her. She asks what he has to protect her with and he digs in his pockets and finds a piece of gum and a corndog stick. She's horrified he'd carry around the corndog stick. He says there's still some corndog stuck on it, but it's not ready to be eaten yet; still too hard.
In the phone booth, Catalina's telling Darnell about her job at Club Chubby. She's worked there a couple weeks but doesn't have a signature move yet. One girl slaps her ass with a ruler, and another puts gum in her hair. Darnell suggests jumping, and she tries it. He says it'll work, and Catalina's signature move is born. Just then Patty the Daytime Hooker comes into the phone booth. She says bees just swarmed her and her john, but she didn't have time to untie him. Hey, look! Someone less classy then Joy. She does at least hope he's okay. Darnell calls 911, as Patty tells Catalina she better not be a hooker, because Patty can't compete with that. Her john goes by right then, being chased by bees. Patty's glad to see he's free.