A convenience store employee bangs on the phone booth to tell our disgusting four that the bees are on their way to Texas. They all hop up, disheveled and freaked-out looking. (Darnell looks especially disturbed at what he's done.) He says, "This never happened," and they all agree. Earl voiceovers that if you have history you'll always remember those meaningful days. Back in the present, Catalina and Kenny look knowingly at each other. As do Patty and Darnell.
Earl's fixed the dent in the bar, and Darnell tests it out by sliding a drink down the bar. It works perfectly except that Randy forgets to catch it, so it drops and breaks. Joy walks up to Earl and gives him a corndog. She tells him happy anniversary. She tells him the corndog cost 2 dollars and tax, but he doesn't have to pay her back. She says "You're welcome" and walks off. Randy tells Earl that of all his wives, Joy was his favorite. Earl agrees. Um, okay, are they going to get Joy and Earl back together or something? Because what was that about? And also, I wonder why I don't remember "all" Earl's wives. I only remember Joy and Billie. Who am I missing? Or does Randy just not know the difference between both and all?
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