...As does Catalina in the shed, while Darnell sharpens his knife on his belt. He says he's not trying to scare her; he's sharpening it so it will hurt less. She thanks him. He tells Joy to look away and then tells Catalina this will hurt. He goes in for the kill, and Joy bonks him over the head with a shovel. Can I just say that having Darnell want to kill Catalina would actually be shark-jumping level, if this show hadn't already had a couple very bad seasons? It pisses me off, actually. I never thought I'd care so much about character assassination on such a silly little show, but they hadn't messed with Darnell before. Catalina thanks Joy for saving her. Joy wants the Lifetime movie they make about her to be for something good, not for letting her husband murder an immigrant in a shed. Joy backs up and Catalina stands up as if she hasn't been pinned against the shed wall for so long. Joy asks if Catalina will tell the cops Joy's heading to Mexico, since she's going to Canada. Catalina won't tell the cops at all, because anyone who saves her from being killed is all right by her. They hug. Joy says she knew Catalina would smell like burritos and stripper pole. Catalina says Joy can tease her all she wants, but she now knows she loves her. That is apparently what Catalina sees as love, which is really sad and infuriating. He should have gone ahead and killed her.
Thankfully there's no tag in this episode, because I couldn't have taken anymore of that nonsense.
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