Earl checks the bullet hole and sees Ronnie's just laying on the bed watching TV. [Which means Ronnie's staying in Cappie and Lloyd's old room! - Z] Earl takes the TV away, and Ronnie yells he hates him! The next day, Ronnie's still doing nothing but drumming on a dresser drawer. Earl moves everything out of the room, and Ronnie yells that he hates him. Next day, Ronnie's just playing with his zipper, so Earl takes his clothes, and yells, "I hate you more!" before Ronnie can yell it. Earl reminds him he's kicked out tomorrow if he doesn't get a job.
Joy's trying to get Mr. Turtle to walk. It's as boring as it sounds. Basically, she rubs his belly and threatens him. The Dog Whisperer, she ain't. [Actually, she seemed to be rubbing a specific area of Fake Mr. Turtle's anatomy, promising him more of that if he'll just walk a little bit. It's kinda dirty and gross, and I felt uncomfortable watching it. - Z]
Ronnie's kicked out now, and eating eggs with a lady he's calling "Homeless Mom." He asks for more, and she says she'll see if she can find another nest. Earl can't believe this. Ronnie says Earl's just mad he figured out how to feed himself. Earl says that's not what happened; he talked a homeless woman into cooking for him. He tells Ronnie he's pathetic and to act like a man, and that he's too old to live in a motel room someone else is paying for. Randy tries to interrupt, but Earl keeps going: "You've got no job, no skills. All you do is mooch off of other people." Randy tries to interrupt again, but Earl goes on that Ronnie's 22 and needs some self-respect. Randy interrupts again, and Earl tells him to go wait in the hotel room. Randy points out that he's exactly what Earl just described. Earl says it's not about him; it's about this loser. Randy says if he thinks Ronnie's a loser, then Randy's a loser, too. Randy asks Earl if he thinks he can take care of himself. Earl high-pitches, "Yeah. Yeah, sure, of course." Randy knows he's lying, so he's leaving to prove to Earl he can live like a grown-up. Ronnie goes with him and says he's going to follow him and probably live off of him. Randy smiles, turns to Earl and tells him he got himself a Randy. Yeah, he did. Only a less endearing, less adorable Randy.