Geraldo says there was still one question: Where is Ernie? And he goes on: "The more Inside Probe probed the inside, the more we found." That sounds dirty. We're not going to believe the things they found, but we can find out if we tune in next week. Was it murder? A long-standing historical grudge? Aliens? He adds: "And what the heck is this all about?" as Catalina has TV's Tim Stack in a knee-lock. Geraldo asks us to join him next week for an ending so shocking we'll shit our pants. Because of the probing, probably. Randy is so annoyed at having to wait a whole week, and Earl wonders why it wasn't all shown in a special one-hour episode. Joy says that the network executives probably didn't take television schedules into account, and calls them douchebags. Eh, whatever. See you next week, unfortunately.

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