Geraldo wonders if Ernie's disappearance might have had to do with his dark side. He warns anyone out there not aware of the vast array of pornography on the Internet that they're about to become far less productive. Joy explains that Ernie had a side business where people paid to watch fetish videos that he shot. Joy made a little money by starring in some, but she said it got a little weird. We see a video of her in a school girl outfit, asking Wilfrid who's been a bad boy. When Wilfrid says he has, Joy kicks him in the crotch repeatedly as he says, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." Joy might want to rephrase and say it got A LOT weird.
Earl was also in some videos, in exchange for free crab forever (which he unfortunately didn't tell anyone else at the Crab Shack about, so he doesn't get that deal now that Ernie's gone). Earl's fetish video consists of him sniffing a woman's size 11 red high heel from 1988. He turns it around and it's filled with mac and cheese. He says it's going to be so good, then takes a bite. He breaks character and says, "Wow, this is good. Do I really get to eat the whole shoe full?" Randy interviews that he didn't appear in any of the videos, but then we cut to one of him putting on lipstick, as a creepy voice asks him if he's pretty. He cries and says he is. Catalina says she did some kinky videos for Ernie to get to work with a real TV star. Cue videos of Catalina putting TV's Tim Stack in various scissor locks all over a hotel room. Tim Stack doesn't remember being in any fetish videos, but he also doesn't remember being on Parker Lewis Can't Lose, which he's been told he was on for three years.