Earl would like to stop Randy from being a big brother, but he has more pressing party matters to attend to. He's presenting the blow-up doll to Joy at the Crab Shack, who tells him that, when playing "Pin the Tail on the Mummy," it's not realistic for the mummy to pop as soon as the first pin is stuck into it. Earl tells her it's actually not realistic for a mummy to have a tail, and Joy asks how he would know that: "Were you alive back then? Are you Brendan Fraser?" She wants a mummy she can stick a pin in, but she wants to keep this one for the two-ply toilet paper. On the way out, Earl bumps into Randy, who has Oscar pretending -- with someone else's used bandage -- that he lost his finger in the Ferris wheel. Randy Logic seems to tell him that if Oscar doesn't lose a finger, that means he's a good big brother. I'm not sure that's the only requirement, but whatever. I guess a dirty used bandage is probably better than a missing finger. Oscar goes to drop a "dos" in the restroom (Randy: "Dos means poo."), but they watch him steal tips from a Crab Shack table on his way there. Randy looks disappointed, and tells Earl he'll talk to the lad.
Back in the hotel room, Randy talks to Oscar about stealing the tips. He tells Oscar that stealing is wrong, and he needs to go back and return the money.









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