Joy's waking up from the tranquilizer dart (which is still stuck in her chest) back at their witness protection house. A lady is looking at her, and she pulls the dart out of her chest and greets her. She's there to drop off the boys. Joy thanks her for taking them, and says she'll be happy to take hers later, but the lady leaves quickly. Randy wakes up. Joy finds a note from Darnell, and tells Randy that Earl and Darnell are gone.
Secret Agent Man plays as Earl's eyes open and he sees Darnell going acrobatically through a room full of laser beams. Danny Glover tells Earl not to move, and then Earl's eyes close gain. They open again as a Middle Eastern man accepts an artifact from Darnell and Danny Glover. He tells them that Diddy will buy this from him for a lot more. Then he gives them a paper and says that's the man they seek. Darnell sees Earl's woken up and comes over and gives him another shot. Next time his eyes open, the three of them are being buried alive. Darnell tells Earl it's okay; they'll get out of this. Danny Glover agrees it's cool and gives Earl another shot. Next time his eyes open, Darnell and Danny Glover are on their hands and knees, looking for Danny Glover's contact. Darnell gives Earl another shot. Next up, Danny Glover's asking for information in return for not killing a man's burqa-wearing wife -- his prettiest one, apparently, not that we can tell. The guy gives the information, so Danny Glover lifts the burqa, and it's Darnell. Danny Glover gives Earl another shot. Next time Earl wakes up, Danny Glover and Darnell are defusing another bomb. Earl tells them he has to pee, but Darnell says he's wearing a diaper. Really? Instead of a catheter? Must be some fancy secret-ops agency. Darnell gives Earl another shot.
When Earl wakes again, they're back on the helicopter, heading home. Earl says "Crabman," and again, both men turn and tell Earl "hi." Earl asks if it's over, and Darnell comes back to talk. He says he's sure Earl has a lot of questions, but Earl says, "Nope. Just the one." Darnell tells him it's almost over. Danny Glover apologizes to Earl for having to knock him out so many times (45), and that he'll want to drink a lot of water today. Earl asks if there will be any side effects, and then his whole face and body start twitching. The helicopter starts making noise and smoking, and Danny Glover says they're going down. There are only two parachutes, so Darnell gives Earl the first one. He jumps out, and when he opens his eyes he's hanging from a tree. Back on the helicopter, Danny Glover and Darnell fight about who will take the parachute. Danny Glover puts it on Darnell and tells him he loves him. Darnell wants a hug. When they hug, Darnell jumps out of the plane with him.