Randy came up with a plan to break up the friendship. He stole Earl's Andrew Dice Clay belt buckle while chewing tobacco (because Zeke always did that). He left spit all over the house, but it made Randy sick in the process. He's not even smart enough to clean up, though, since his mouth is still black with tobacco and he still has vomit down his shirt in the morning when Earl wakes him, yelling about this missing belt buckle. Andrew points out that someone spit tobacco everywhere and even threw it up on his shirt. Then Randy tells Earl that Zeke will be really upset about the belt buckle being gone, because he would always chew tobacco and stare at it. Obviously, Earl's convinced. So he burns up all of Zeke's T-shirts, all of which happen to be hanging on the same clothesline.
Earl has to add Zeke to his list, but Randy points out it was his fault, not Earl's. Earl thinks they both hurt Zeke, and should put him on both lists. Earl writes it on his regular list, while Randy writes on his arm.
Earl and Randy find Zeke, and Earl lets Randy take the lead. Randy reads his script off his arm, which basically only says their names. Then he finds a corn flake on his arm and eats it. Gross. Randy eventually explains and Zeke invites them in. Arlo's inside doing a puzzle. Zeke and Earl reminisce about how many cool things they did to get shirts: saw Quiet Riot in concert at the mall, signed up for an America West credit card, sang I Got You Babe on Guys Sing Romantic Songs to Each Other karaoke night at the Crab Shack. Zeke says losing his shirts wasn't the worst thing; it was not hanging out with Earl. Randy says that's his list item: for them to hang out and go get those shirts again. Then he'll cross Zeke off and make the face like Earl's. He tries it out: one eyebrow up, and he pretty much nails it. Zeke's in, mostly to freak his doctor out by drinking a glass of fryer fat right before his cholesterol is tested next week.
Randy stays behind with Arlo, and asks how he's doing. Arlo says he won't show Randy his scabs that look like people collection, which sucks for Randy, since he just pulled off a Pam Anderson. Randy says that's fine, and he won't show Arlo his mole that looks like Susan Sarandon. Arlo looks intrigued.