In New York, Dodge is standing on a chair at the sink asking his mom which side is the toilet (FYI: left). Turns out their place is also directly above a dry cleaner, which vents into the middle of their floor, pushing hot steam inside constantly. Joy's upset about it, but Darnell tells her there's a bright side: His tank top is wrinkle-free and her pores look fantastic. She can't take it, so she yells their real names out the window. In walk Agent Orientation and Lady Agent. They keep a close watch the first week, apparently.

Zeke and Earl drink fryer fat, get punched in the face, and sing a romantic duet together at the Crab Shack. They sing I've Had the Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing, which Earl says they pretty much crushed.

Joy and Darnell are in a lumberjack camp, which she hates. He says the FBI can play dirtier than her, so please quit while they're ahead. She doesn't see living in a pop-up camper with four Canadian dudes who don't help with chores because they're all missing fingers as "ahead." So she announces who they are (Darnell's not "Lars Nordvich," shockingly enough). The agents come in to take them away again.

Earl and Zeke are wearing "Gave Blood Till I Passed Out" T-shirts and saying that they're going to climb the Camden landfill for T-shirts today, which might take all day because it's 60 feet higher than before. [The last part should be easy, though, since most of the newest trash is from that stair factory they demolished. - Z] They drive off, and Randy realizes he can cross them off his list. He's about to when he smells smoke and sees the T-shirts burning up on the clothesline. Arlo's there, and he tells Randy that he did it so that Zeke will think Earl did it and he can get his brother back. Randy tells him that he's sure it sounded like a good plan in the beginning; he's had lots of plans like that. Example: He tried to breed wiener dogs and cats to make wiener cats. "But you don't get long, skinny cats. You get one dead cat and a dog with lots of scratches." He thinks Arlo's plan is worse than that one. Arlo says he only needs a plan because Randy got Zeke and Earl back together again. Randy realizes Arlo's his real list item, because it's never the first thing Earl fixes either. He says he should have known, because the neediest, most annoying guys are always the list items. Yes, he says that out loud. To Arlo.